Certifiable

[kittymau]

So get this shit! I'm totally certified to scuba dive anywhere in the world for the rest of my life! How insane is that??? I know how to breath under water and not kill myself! or others! I have seen what lurks below your toesies when you swim in Lake Travis. And let me just say, if it can be mistaken for a hot dog wiener you better put it up buddy! Cuz I fed a catfish that nearly took off my finger and while I didn't feed his daddy, someone had, cuz he was as big as my dog! wholly shiat! Crazy shit goes on just feet below your innocent toesies. My deepest dive was 52' and I think that's all sorts of sci-fi insane. Am I auditioning for a role in the remake of The Abyss or what!? I feel like I could do anything now. I mean think about it. When the communists come, all I gotta do is head for my tank stash down in Travis and I'll be fiiiiine. I can live in a whole different world. Neat huh!?

scuba divers do it under water ;)