for Lora this is the blowout
Ok So Annie you know what I am talking about I am sure that I told you the events when my Aunt came to town and her little thing with Claudia.
Ok so this is what happened- My Aunt Heather(the one who called us burn outs) came to town early this summer for my Grandma's service in Marblehead, everything was fine until the day of the service. The family showed- yes including the nut herself, and a bunch of my Aunt's friends from high school and shit like that. My Mom and John and me were early so we had the chance to talk with the psycho. As soon as she walked in she looked my Mom up and down, then gave me this look- my Dad just stood there like a fricken dum ass- I don't think he really cares. Well my Aunt Heather came into the room and she was going to talk to all of her friends- she was wearing this ring that one of our relatives had given my Grandma, my other Aunt (Sandy my Moms sister) took the ring and was showing it to Claudia- well Claudia thinking that she is a memeber of the family and everything says- "oh Mildred gave that ring to Ann" she said that about ten times just to make the point that she is a member of the family. Ok then at the reception everyone is eating and what not, one of my Aunt's old friends just happens to be gay, they were nice people- Wendy and Chris were their names, so Heather and Wendy were talking- then when Clauida walked over Wendy introduced Chris as her girlfriend to her, Claudia stopped in the middle of her sentence looked her up and down then walked away-DUM ASS. Ok this is long after the service, My aunt went to visit Wendy and Chris at their place- this is one of the best parts that leads to the blow out- Chris asks my aunt " so what is with you brother's wife, her pants were pulled up really high" haahah she does wear them like steve erkle.
Ok here is the blow out- my aunt called me and said that my Dad my other aunt Mylissa and me were going to go to dinner out on fanuel hall- we met my Dad there, but while we were waiting for Mylissa guess who showed up-oh yes Clauida. We ended up eating at a bar/grill type of place- who cares right- wrong. My Dad has stopped drinking, this is huge for him, so my aunts decided that it would be wrong to get a drink in front of him right- right, so they got waters, what does Claudia get- an apple martini two actually, she is drunk off her ass at one point. My Dad left to go to the BR and then Heather makes the point- " Claudia, I don't think that anyone should be drinking around Jay, this is really hard for him and I think that we all just need to make and effort to not drink around him." Now she says- " Oh do you think so I don't think so, I think he's fine, he does not complain I think, I think....no that's not true." My aunt finally went off and looked at me and put her fingers in her ears(to block her fucking annoyong voice), kinda screamed and said, " I can't talk to you- DUM ASS" and walked away. Claudia just looks at me and says, "Were did Heather go in such a hurry."
Well after that night we make fun of her every chance we can get, and yes she still has the voice that I think killed her Mother. And if you were wondering Mildred was my Dad's aunt, and yes she gave the ring to my Grandma- and guess what Mildred never met Claudia- because she is dead- but Claudia thinks she is still alive- because she is dum.
Ok so this is what happened- My Aunt Heather(the one who called us burn outs) came to town early this summer for my Grandma's service in Marblehead, everything was fine until the day of the service. The family showed- yes including the nut herself, and a bunch of my Aunt's friends from high school and shit like that. My Mom and John and me were early so we had the chance to talk with the psycho. As soon as she walked in she looked my Mom up and down, then gave me this look- my Dad just stood there like a fricken dum ass- I don't think he really cares. Well my Aunt Heather came into the room and she was going to talk to all of her friends- she was wearing this ring that one of our relatives had given my Grandma, my other Aunt (Sandy my Moms sister) took the ring and was showing it to Claudia- well Claudia thinking that she is a memeber of the family and everything says- "oh Mildred gave that ring to Ann" she said that about ten times just to make the point that she is a member of the family. Ok then at the reception everyone is eating and what not, one of my Aunt's old friends just happens to be gay, they were nice people- Wendy and Chris were their names, so Heather and Wendy were talking- then when Clauida walked over Wendy introduced Chris as her girlfriend to her, Claudia stopped in the middle of her sentence looked her up and down then walked away-DUM ASS. Ok this is long after the service, My aunt went to visit Wendy and Chris at their place- this is one of the best parts that leads to the blow out- Chris asks my aunt " so what is with you brother's wife, her pants were pulled up really high" haahah she does wear them like steve erkle.
Ok here is the blow out- my aunt called me and said that my Dad my other aunt Mylissa and me were going to go to dinner out on fanuel hall- we met my Dad there, but while we were waiting for Mylissa guess who showed up-oh yes Clauida. We ended up eating at a bar/grill type of place- who cares right- wrong. My Dad has stopped drinking, this is huge for him, so my aunts decided that it would be wrong to get a drink in front of him right- right, so they got waters, what does Claudia get- an apple martini two actually, she is drunk off her ass at one point. My Dad left to go to the BR and then Heather makes the point- " Claudia, I don't think that anyone should be drinking around Jay, this is really hard for him and I think that we all just need to make and effort to not drink around him." Now she says- " Oh do you think so I don't think so, I think he's fine, he does not complain I think, I think....no that's not true." My aunt finally went off and looked at me and put her fingers in her ears(to block her fucking annoyong voice), kinda screamed and said, " I can't talk to you- DUM ASS" and walked away. Claudia just looks at me and says, "Were did Heather go in such a hurry."
Well after that night we make fun of her every chance we can get, and yes she still has the voice that I think killed her Mother. And if you were wondering Mildred was my Dad's aunt, and yes she gave the ring to my Grandma- and guess what Mildred never met Claudia- because she is dead- but Claudia thinks she is still alive- because she is dum.