RAPPER HUGH, YOUR SHITBEATING SERVICES ARE REQUIRED IN THE LOBBY
TO THE PARENTS OF THE KID I JUST CAUGHT MESSING WITH MY SCULPTURES: WILL YOU PLEASE PUT A LEASH ON YOUR CHILDREN? I DID NOT SPEND 50+ HOURS CREATING THESE THINGS SO SOME FIVE YEAR OLD COULD STAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND TRY TO RIP THE GLASSES OFF CARL'S FACE OR TEAR THE BUGLE AWAY FROM RUSSEL'S MOUTH! THESE ARE NOT STONE STATUES IN A PLAYGROUND. THEY ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD, NEWSPAPER, MASKING TAPE, AND GLUE, AND THEY WILL BE DAMAGED OR DESTROYED IF THEY ARE NOT HANDLED WITH EXTREME CARE.
TO THE GENERAL MANAGER, WHO SAID THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BE ROPED OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE CONCESSION EMPLOYEES: WHAT HIGH SCOOL KIDS DO YOU KNOW WHO WILL GIVE A CRAP IF SOME KID IS YANKING ON MY ART WHEN THEY HAVE A LOBBY FULL OF CUSTOMERS TO ATTEND TO? AND WHAT PLANET DO YOU INHABIT ON WHICH A SIGN THAT READS "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE CHARACTERS" WILL ACTUALLY KEEP PEOPLE FROM TOUCHING THE CHARACTERS?!
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
I guess all I can do now is hope they hold up to whatever abuse gets doled out to them while they're on display.
ETA: here's a picture of them in the lobby. Slightly better lighting and focus than pic I posted last night.
TO THE GENERAL MANAGER, WHO SAID THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BE ROPED OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE CONCESSION EMPLOYEES: WHAT HIGH SCOOL KIDS DO YOU KNOW WHO WILL GIVE A CRAP IF SOME KID IS YANKING ON MY ART WHEN THEY HAVE A LOBBY FULL OF CUSTOMERS TO ATTEND TO? AND WHAT PLANET DO YOU INHABIT ON WHICH A SIGN THAT READS "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE CHARACTERS" WILL ACTUALLY KEEP PEOPLE FROM TOUCHING THE CHARACTERS?!
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
I guess all I can do now is hope they hold up to whatever abuse gets doled out to them while they're on display.
ETA: here's a picture of them in the lobby. Slightly better lighting and focus than pic I posted last night.