So I said to him, it's my goat, I've been tending goats since I was four years old

[kittyladypop]

and I'd know if my goat was in love with you.

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[tantalus_bandit]

For God's sake.

[kittyladypop]

And he says to me, I know your goat is in love with me.

[tantalus_bandit]

So you said “how?”, Bosha?

[kittyladypop]

So I said, “how?” And he says, well, she fucks me, doesn’t she?

[tantalus_bandit]

And that's when you hit him.

[kittyladypop]

Right across the eyes with a shovel. And now the headman says I have to pay the bastard money because he went blind.

[tantalus_bandit]

[kittyladypop]

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING ハドボイルゴドオネモレチメ

[kittyladypop]

bitches don't know 'bout my バジイ