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Revelations over the past month:
1. I am an idiot. An ignorant, stupid idiot.
2. I look like a rapist I guess?
3. I'm starting to think I should just be a jaded hermit who never dates anyone and hire a lot of male strippers all the time. It would work a lot better and more people would visit me.
4. Whoooooooooooooooooooo !!
5. Uncut penises are kind of cute. They're like little pigs in a blanket.
My life feels sort of like it's standing still and I'm longing for more. I'm not really satisfied. I feel like I don't get enough gratification and my life is too monotonous. But I don't really know what to do.
Maybe I should get into paintball. I need to get hit with things more to jar my constant looming fear of dying. Or maybe I should join a band or something. Well technically I am in one, last I checked. I don't know.
I want to dye and cut my hair. I was thinking boyishly short with long fringe but I don't really know.
Have been playing Kingdom Hearts. Every time I talk to Aeris (excuse me, AERITH) I expect Sephiroth to fly down from the ceiling. And what the hell is up with Cid not even getting a voice actor? First you dickheads rob my favorite Final Fantasy character of his cigarettes and swearing, then you give him stupid pants, then you take away his voice when everyone else has one.
Bah. I want to play the second game already so I can be introduced to Team Fabulous or Organization G or Preparation H or whatever their name is. The group where everyone happens to have the letter X in their name and appears to be chock full of spectacular faggots such as Roxas and Axel. Ah, Axel, the crossbreed between Zack, Reno and a clown. I've used this to describe him before but I still think it's rather appropriate.
That way I can hear his "A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?" line and groan terribly because everybody finds it necessary to quote everything until the sheer redundancy drives me up the damn wall. I'm sure he's a great character or something, though, judging by how many hormone-high fangirls are aching to jump his bones at any given moment but instead opt to write bucketloads of gay fanfiction involving him and Roxas.
...Oh, Hades is kind of awesome so far though I haven't seen much of him. But anyone with a crazy blue flame on their head should be pretty cool. And I hear he and Auron are having sex or something, what the fuck? I don't know, I've just seen a lot of slash involving the two.
I don't really want to know.
Brother: every time i talk to goofy
Brother: i expect him to go
Brother: "gyosh, mickey sure has a nice body. i wonder what he's dreaming about? maybe i'll just get naked and fall asleep next to him.."
Myself: you're a terrible person
I probably shouldn't have lent him my copy of KH.
"x" = "tired"
if variable "RadiMood" = "x",
then set variable "Radi's Location" to "bed"
1. I am an idiot. An ignorant, stupid idiot.
2. I look like a rapist I guess?
3. I'm starting to think I should just be a jaded hermit who never dates anyone and hire a lot of male strippers all the time. It would work a lot better and more people would visit me.
4. Whoooooooooooooooooooo !!
5. Uncut penises are kind of cute. They're like little pigs in a blanket.
My life feels sort of like it's standing still and I'm longing for more. I'm not really satisfied. I feel like I don't get enough gratification and my life is too monotonous. But I don't really know what to do.
Maybe I should get into paintball. I need to get hit with things more to jar my constant looming fear of dying. Or maybe I should join a band or something. Well technically I am in one, last I checked. I don't know.
I want to dye and cut my hair. I was thinking boyishly short with long fringe but I don't really know.
Have been playing Kingdom Hearts. Every time I talk to Aeris (excuse me, AERITH) I expect Sephiroth to fly down from the ceiling. And what the hell is up with Cid not even getting a voice actor? First you dickheads rob my favorite Final Fantasy character of his cigarettes and swearing, then you give him stupid pants, then you take away his voice when everyone else has one.
Bah. I want to play the second game already so I can be introduced to Team Fabulous or Organization G or Preparation H or whatever their name is. The group where everyone happens to have the letter X in their name and appears to be chock full of spectacular faggots such as Roxas and Axel. Ah, Axel, the crossbreed between Zack, Reno and a clown. I've used this to describe him before but I still think it's rather appropriate.
That way I can hear his "A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?" line and groan terribly because everybody finds it necessary to quote everything until the sheer redundancy drives me up the damn wall. I'm sure he's a great character or something, though, judging by how many hormone-high fangirls are aching to jump his bones at any given moment but instead opt to write bucketloads of gay fanfiction involving him and Roxas.
...Oh, Hades is kind of awesome so far though I haven't seen much of him. But anyone with a crazy blue flame on their head should be pretty cool. And I hear he and Auron are having sex or something, what the fuck? I don't know, I've just seen a lot of slash involving the two.
I don't really want to know.
Brother: every time i talk to goofy
Brother: i expect him to go
Brother: "gyosh, mickey sure has a nice body. i wonder what he's dreaming about? maybe i'll just get naked and fall asleep next to him.."
Myself: you're a terrible person
I probably shouldn't have lent him my copy of KH.
"x" = "tired"
if variable "RadiMood" = "x",
then set variable "Radi's Location" to "bed"