I got free shoes. They are nice shoes. Comfortable shoes. Also found out I have the power to order things if they strike my fancy. Huh.
Also Re: free shoes? Also apparently Green shoes. Box, fabric and everything, entirely renewable. They look pretty freaking nice.
Do we even sell these shoes? *Contemplates*
http://www.simpleshoes.com/ProductDetails.aspx?g=w&productID=9588&model=Satire+-+Silk