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[kittycatplan]

[ So there is a face hovering by the screen of the camera. And this face? Does not look happy. ]

Well, I guess we're not in Ohio anymore, Toto. [ pause ] It isn't everyday that I get the delightful feeling of waking up somewhere with no recollection of how I got there or even where I am. And by delightful, I mean that it's a feeling that fills me

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[kurtilicious11]

[This is the sound of Kurt's communicatormabob dropping to the floor in fear and the video shows pants that only a gaylittleHummelboy could wear (once it's finally still, of course.

He is speechless.]

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[kittycatplan]

[ RAGE STARE. IT CONTINUES ]

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[kittycatplan]

[ Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Is that Armani? Shockingly familiar looking Armani (though don't ask me how Sue recognizes his pants) ]

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[kittycatplan]

You have got to be kidding me.

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[kurtilicious11]

[And now, he's reverted to praying to a God that probably doesn't love him enough to pay attention.]

Please let me be hallucinating. Please.

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[kittycatplan]

Oh, please. If anyone's hallucinating it should be me. It's the only possible explanation for just why I seem to be looking at one of Schuester's little troubled children.

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[kurtilicious11]

Mr. Schuester isn't here. In fact, you're the first person from Lima I've seen so far.

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[kittycatplan]

And the marking of the first joyous news I hear. No William might not be such a bad thing after all.

But tell me gay kid, just why are you here?

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[kurtilicious11]

I have a name, you know.

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[kittycatplan]

And you seem to think I care because?

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[kurtilicious11]

Because I don't want to be called 'gay kid' every time you want something out of me.

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[kittycatplan]

It's a good thing I won't be needing much then, gay kid.

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[kurtilicious11]

[just. this face.]

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[kittycatplan]

Get that look off your face. It makes you look like some kind of pathetic little animal.