May 29, 2009 21:02
I've always heard about the Nigerian prince scams and whatnot, but I had figured they were replaced by Viagra spam with badly spelled half-sentences and weird characters thrown in...
I actually got one! Mr. Wong, when can I get my money??
"Dear Friend, I am Mr. Wong Tung Shun Peter JP a non-executive of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong. I have a deceased client funds in my bank of $44.5Musd and i need you to front as beneficiary, your benefit is 50% of the total funds. If you are interested contact me with your name,address and phone number on jppwong12@hotmail.com for more details Your earliest response we highly appreciated. Sincerely, Mr. Wong Peter JP."
Oh, Mr. non-executive Wong, you must be SO important to have access to that much money! (I wonder what the JP stands for?)