Career change.

[kittybeard]

I think I'm going to apply for a sabbatical from work, and try piracy for a while. Though illegal DVDs, semi-legal p2p music downloads and even the theft of yoga poses all have their perks, I'm going to go for all out swashbucklin', salty sea air, cursin', spittin', grog-swillin', hornpipe-dancin', deck-swabbin', intermittent "Arrr"ing oceanic banditry.
Death, doubloons and debauchery on the good ship... whatever I'll call it when I get one.