"Am I pretty?" "Oh you're just darling...you set my heart aflutter."

[kitty_van_kat]

So! Gots me Constantine, gots Season 2 of Dead Like Me...and I think someone has stolen my husband and replaced him with one who likes to buy me movies with hot guys in it!!! Ray said "I wanted to buy you another Keanu movie because you need them."...with no hint of sarcasm whatsoever! Exsqueeze me? I mean who is this husband that asks me which

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[kitty_van_kat]

But maybe you should check the back of your hubby's neck or look in the basement for a pod or something - wtf?! What a nice guy!

Yeah I know, I was like 'Ummmmm...who are you?' lol. I nearly bought 'The Replacements' in a moment of total Keanu breakdown the other day and I thought Ray would kill me if I brought another Keanu movie home. Not so. He was telling me all the ones that HE wants!! 0_o....'We have to have Devil's Advocate...oh oh and the Bill & Ted movies' I think my brain was going to pop!

Yes...Me, Ray, DM and Bob are all going to see 'The Island' tonight! GO SCARLETT! YOU SCREW THAT SCOT! I love her, she's fucking amazing. :) There was an interview with her saying 'I'm not wearing this cheap...bra! I'm going naked!' and Michael Bay said 'You can't go naked Scarlett, it's PG-13' So she had to wear the cheap bra in the almost nudie scenes.

I hope we have a quiet day today too...but it's not looking so good. I just answered 4 phone calls in succession. One hung up and the other line rang...and so on and so forth and ARGH!

*eats chocolate and thinks of sexy Keanu at the same time* That's better!

[stormy_sue]

You guys have a good time tonight! While you're drooling over Scarlett DM'll be drooling over the Bean! Tell her to blow him a kiss for me! (You probably thought I was going to say something else, didn't you? Baaaaad Kitty!)

(Have you ever checked out www.tribute.ca? Everything you ever wanted to know about movies/theatres/showtimes, etc. in Canada. It's actually a pretty good site. Hmmm... says here The Island is playing in two theatres near you.)

How's it going down there? I've got lots to do, but I don't feel like working! I'm sleepy and I wanna go home!

[kitty_van_kat]

Oh, it's goin...we had dicksmack clients being assholes. And late assholes at that! I was a wee bit of a bitch to him...and I'm not sorry! lol

We're just having a tea and trying to finish stuff off....and DM just said something really silly...

"Take my teabag out grab a stick of juicy fruit...Do you see what these files are doing to me!" Woooooooooooooooooow!!!

You have to save us! Please! Prison Break! And make sure my tunnel leads to a great big locked closet with a thoroughly nude Keanu to do me as I see fit!

[lilacwitchtea]

You suck. Exploiting my insanity like that ;)

[kitty_van_kat]

Aww come on, you'd do the same!

Here, let me remind you of your revenge!

"Fat guy in a little coat...fat guy in a little coooooooat!"

[stormy_sue]

Oh, NO!! They're both cracking up! Trying to infect me with their insanity.

(Kitty, did she dip her juicy fruit in her tea?)

Let's all stage a prison break. Get me the hell outta here!!

(Although Michael is wearing shorts and a very tight T-shirt for casual Friday. Come 'ere, you stud muffin, you! Yum!)

[lilacwitchtea]

I'll bring the plastic spoons to dig us outta here.

[stormy_sue]

HEY! You better say hi to Sean for me tonight. I'm dying to hear about the movie. I want all the details. You'd better take notes.

Have a good time you lucky girl!

[kitty_van_kat]

We will take notes...and I'll be memorizing the damn thing! Lucky Scarlett...getting Ewan all to herself! They look good together too :)

We will give a full report! *salutes*

[stormy_sue]

And nachos!! I want some nachos! And a big bucket of popcorn with lots of REAL butter, not that fake shit they sometimes use. And a box of Junior Mints! Maybe a hot dog, too. Hell, I figure if you guys are eating it for me I don't have to worry about calories or that pesky cholesterol! Go for it!

[lilacwitchtea]

The Junior Mints I think we can do. The nachos might get a bit soggy in the mail, mind you. But we'll try!

[stormy_sue]

No, no, no! You're supposed to eat the nachos! Then I don't have to worry about the calories. Sheesh! You really have had a tough day, haven't you?

(It's 4:20. I'm OUTTA here! You guys have a good weekend.)