Holidays.
I think I'm channeling the Grinch and Scrooge simultaneously, and that can't be good for anyone.
I hate holiday traffic. I hate holiday crowds. I hate (the) holiday (effect on) malls. I hate holiday shoppers. I hate holiday pedestrians (who run in front of my car knowing that the law will imprison me if I smack them).
Why did the wise men pull this crap? Why did they bring gifts and imprison us in this holiday hell? Why couldn't they just leave it at "Ooh, lookit, pretty baby"?
I am Grumpy the (rather tall) Dwarf.
I hate holiday traffic. I hate holiday crowds. I hate (the) holiday (effect on) malls. I hate holiday shoppers. I hate holiday pedestrians (who run in front of my car knowing that the law will imprison me if I smack them).
Why did the wise men pull this crap? Why did they bring gifts and imprison us in this holiday hell? Why couldn't they just leave it at "Ooh, lookit, pretty baby"?
I am Grumpy the (rather tall) Dwarf.