Actual conversation I just had with my dad
(talking about jobs)
Dad: What's the name of those careers advice people in schools? They were rubbish!
Me: Connexions? Michael Gove's getting rid of them now. It's the only good decision he's ever made.
Dad: You know, if you're this interested in politics why don't you join a political party?
Me: er...
That's not why I'm tracking Michael Gove's every movement, dad.
Dad: What's the name of those careers advice people in schools? They were rubbish!
Me: Connexions? Michael Gove's getting rid of them now. It's the only good decision he's ever made.
Dad: You know, if you're this interested in politics why don't you join a political party?
Me: er...
That's not why I'm tracking Michael Gove's every movement, dad.