Writer's Block: Be Prepared

Dec 03, 2008 23:21

Pretty much every disaster scenario I imagine ends with the following solution:

1. Make sure truck has full tank of gas.
2. Raid grocery stores, etc for food, water, and supplies.
3. Affix cool-looking additions to truck, like spikes. Add red paint for effect.
4. Drive like a madwoman to Moose Jaw, stopping for nothing.
5. Turn grandparent's home into a fortress, where we can live comfortably off the huge stockpile of non-perishable food my grannie has been hoarding for fifty years.
6. Use said stockpile to become a major power in the post-apocalyptic wasteland we now inhabit.
7. Change name to SHERAKA, QUEEN OF THE WESTERN PLAINS.

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