Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
taralynden (-5000 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I put gum in
no_pen_writer's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I bought porn for
asher119 (10 points). In September I helped
kittarajaganshi see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4995 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
kittona