Scratch the Twelfth

Aug 23, 2008 16:52

What does a boyfriend do, anyway?

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frostboy August 23 2008, 22:02:50 UTC
...The ideal boyfriend, or a real boyfriend? There's a difference.

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kittens_paw August 23 2008, 22:05:45 UTC
Both.

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frostboy August 23 2008, 22:42:39 UTC
I have no idea what an ideal boyfriend is like. If I knew, I wouldn't get dumped so often.

A real boyfriend (or girlfriend, for that matter) is someone who puts up with you at your most annoying, who has sex with you even though your feet are cold, who talks you out of committing suicide when you do something really stupid, who embarrasses you in public and then lets you get even later on, who occasionally ignores you in favor of something more important and then tries really hard to get on your good side later on, and who isn't afraid to tell you that you're being an idiot (but that's okay because you're their idiot).

Just off the top of my head, here.

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kittens_paw August 23 2008, 22:55:28 UTC
That works.

Uh.

Thanks.

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frostboy August 24 2008, 00:14:44 UTC
No problem, kid.

What's up?

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kittens_paw August 24 2008, 00:35:02 UTC
Kid?

Nothing really.

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frostboy August 24 2008, 00:42:34 UTC
You would prefer "kitten"?

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kittens_paw August 24 2008, 01:48:44 UTC
I'd prefer you SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!

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