If you had a garment that looked like
this, what would you call it?
Made of something soft and warm, probably crocheted out of soft, fluffy, comfortable yarn. Sleeves are wide and rectangular, like kimono sleeves. Back is pointed like a shawl. Front is two long bits, like a scarf, that can be left free (like a minister's stole), tied together (like a preppy sweater), or wrapped around neck (as illustrated).
Like I don't have enough projects in the works already...