what are you going to do with yourself?
1.) What is your favorite smell?
That burning smell in the fall and winter that I always assumed was wood.
2.) Favorite celebrity scandal
I don't like celebrity scandals and magazines in the checkout line at the grocery make me angry.
3.) Which is your favorite game company? (Nintendo, Sega, Sony, etc...)
I never really played anything but Nintendo. Also, Atari, but I only played Pickaxe Pete.
4.) Are you a PC or a Mac?
Dude, what if I didn't have a computer? Oh, wait... Mac.
5.) Which do you like better: Cats or Dogs?
Dogs
6.) Favorite fast food chain?
Taco Bell
7.) What sounds like the most fun to squish between your fingers? (jello, mud, brains, etc...)
Someone else's fingers
8.) Favorite mythical creature
Bigfoots
9.) Favorite onomatopoeia ("ZOOOOM!" "SMACK!", "meow", etc...)
Nom Nom
10.) Favorite palindrome
I had to do a quick lookup cuz I couldn't think of any. Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
11.) If you founded a political party, what would it be called and what would it stand for?
The Let's Start Over Party, whose only objective is the invention of time travel.
12.) Name a word that'd make a 8 year-old giggle
Penis
13.) Favorite type of cookie
Oatmeal, I suppose.
14.) Favorite form of exercise
Bikram yoga, but I don't do it anymore because it's expensive and makes it hard for me to booze it up.
15.) What is a habit of others that annoys you the most
Making people feel guilty about stuff for no good reason
16.) Do you have any super secret skills?
I have no skills, secret or otherwise.
17.) Speak any foreign languages? Or at least took some classes?
Spanish
18.) Do you drink too much caffeine?
I drink it, but I don't think too much. It doesn't have much effect on me.
19.) Do you know when to pick your battles?
I guess. I should probably battle a little more.
20.) Do you put your foot in your mouth often?
I don't think so, but I do think I spurt a lot of nonsense when inebriated..
21.) Are you bitter?
You know it!.
22.) Who has it better, men or women?
Men.
23.) Ever have sex while watching TV or reading a book? (porno doesn't count)
I've had sex with the tv on, but I wasn't watching it. I've noticed the other(s) watching it a few times before. That's a good feeling.
24.) Do you ever talk to yourself out-loud?
Yes.
25.) Favorite cartoon as a child?
David the Gnome, Jem, Garfield
That burning smell in the fall and winter that I always assumed was wood.
2.) Favorite celebrity scandal
I don't like celebrity scandals and magazines in the checkout line at the grocery make me angry.
3.) Which is your favorite game company? (Nintendo, Sega, Sony, etc...)
I never really played anything but Nintendo. Also, Atari, but I only played Pickaxe Pete.
4.) Are you a PC or a Mac?
Dude, what if I didn't have a computer? Oh, wait... Mac.
5.) Which do you like better: Cats or Dogs?
Dogs
6.) Favorite fast food chain?
Taco Bell
7.) What sounds like the most fun to squish between your fingers? (jello, mud, brains, etc...)
Someone else's fingers
8.) Favorite mythical creature
Bigfoots
9.) Favorite onomatopoeia ("ZOOOOM!" "SMACK!", "meow", etc...)
Nom Nom
10.) Favorite palindrome
I had to do a quick lookup cuz I couldn't think of any. Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
11.) If you founded a political party, what would it be called and what would it stand for?
The Let's Start Over Party, whose only objective is the invention of time travel.
12.) Name a word that'd make a 8 year-old giggle
Penis
13.) Favorite type of cookie
Oatmeal, I suppose.
14.) Favorite form of exercise
Bikram yoga, but I don't do it anymore because it's expensive and makes it hard for me to booze it up.
15.) What is a habit of others that annoys you the most
Making people feel guilty about stuff for no good reason
16.) Do you have any super secret skills?
I have no skills, secret or otherwise.
17.) Speak any foreign languages? Or at least took some classes?
Spanish
18.) Do you drink too much caffeine?
I drink it, but I don't think too much. It doesn't have much effect on me.
19.) Do you know when to pick your battles?
I guess. I should probably battle a little more.
20.) Do you put your foot in your mouth often?
I don't think so, but I do think I spurt a lot of nonsense when inebriated..
21.) Are you bitter?
You know it!.
22.) Who has it better, men or women?
Men.
23.) Ever have sex while watching TV or reading a book? (porno doesn't count)
I've had sex with the tv on, but I wasn't watching it. I've noticed the other(s) watching it a few times before. That's a good feeling.
24.) Do you ever talk to yourself out-loud?
Yes.
25.) Favorite cartoon as a child?
David the Gnome, Jem, Garfield