Thirtieth Post - Spent
so.. i juust got back from shopping.. i decided to run down to easton and the lions den to pick up mitchel's birthday preset. i was able to pick up these:
this bra
and these panties
so..... they're really cute but don't match Exactly.. but i don't care. i've been wanting those panties forever. even though i wanted the pink ones the blue ones matched better. I endded up talking to the guy who runs the "tour columbus" counter for a while and missed mac at nordstoms.. i wanted to at least look so i know what i'd like..
and then i went to lions den and picked up some sex coupons.. really funny.. i bought an "x-rated" book and a "hugs and kisses" version. okay. i'll place some exerpts 'cause they are so low budget and tacky like everything else at sex stores.. lol. it's complete with improper capitalization.
"hugs 'n kisses rated XXX"
"coupon #11 Playing Grab-Ass until exhausted"
"coupon #17 Dinner in bed! We'll order from Club 69!"
"coupon #24 Meet in a dark bar, then go home for a hot night of frothing sex" frothing???!?!
"hugs 'n kisses couples"
"coupon #3 2 Hours of Your Undivided Attention"
"coupon #24 Get out of the Dog House Free Card"
okay okay..know my love obsession with really horribly done things... what's better is that i picked up some family letters.. which i'm really excited about.. yes.. i'm excited about really really atrociously written letters from rednecks about how they fucked their siblings and nieces.. i am excited to read this:
hahaah it's going to be so horribly bad i'm going to love every second. and if you're wondering if i've got an incest fetish.. i don't.. promise. what else... so now i'm broke again.. which sucks. no more spending! i can't wait for mitchel to get back.. he'll be so happy at his birthday surprises. and since i have no money to spend.. he does.. okay okay.. just because i can.. here's an except from family letter so everyone can enjoy the horrible 2nd grade level writing.
this except is from "Trick and Treat" by Cindy Mallack
" A glance at Grant showed me a reddened dick, oozing tears of pre cum, being fisted by a man whose stare left me wondering if her were watching us at all, or off in la-la land somewhere."
ahahah.. that's so bad it's good.. so yay for shopping!
this bra
and these panties
so..... they're really cute but don't match Exactly.. but i don't care. i've been wanting those panties forever. even though i wanted the pink ones the blue ones matched better. I endded up talking to the guy who runs the "tour columbus" counter for a while and missed mac at nordstoms.. i wanted to at least look so i know what i'd like..
and then i went to lions den and picked up some sex coupons.. really funny.. i bought an "x-rated" book and a "hugs and kisses" version. okay. i'll place some exerpts 'cause they are so low budget and tacky like everything else at sex stores.. lol. it's complete with improper capitalization.
"hugs 'n kisses rated XXX"
"coupon #11 Playing Grab-Ass until exhausted"
"coupon #17 Dinner in bed! We'll order from Club 69!"
"coupon #24 Meet in a dark bar, then go home for a hot night of frothing sex" frothing???!?!
"hugs 'n kisses couples"
"coupon #3 2 Hours of Your Undivided Attention"
"coupon #24 Get out of the Dog House Free Card"
okay okay..know my love obsession with really horribly done things... what's better is that i picked up some family letters.. which i'm really excited about.. yes.. i'm excited about really really atrociously written letters from rednecks about how they fucked their siblings and nieces.. i am excited to read this:
hahaah it's going to be so horribly bad i'm going to love every second. and if you're wondering if i've got an incest fetish.. i don't.. promise. what else... so now i'm broke again.. which sucks. no more spending! i can't wait for mitchel to get back.. he'll be so happy at his birthday surprises. and since i have no money to spend.. he does.. okay okay.. just because i can.. here's an except from family letter so everyone can enjoy the horrible 2nd grade level writing.
this except is from "Trick and Treat" by Cindy Mallack
" A glance at Grant showed me a reddened dick, oozing tears of pre cum, being fisted by a man whose stare left me wondering if her were watching us at all, or off in la-la land somewhere."
ahahah.. that's so bad it's good.. so yay for shopping!