(no subject)
stole this from somebody
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I've heard I am quite the sound sleeper.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Depends on the day. I can be a real bitch when I want to.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
becoming a fucked up junkie
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
no, i played with clay and fabric. Go fig.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" tv?
I'd rather kill myself
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
yes. plastic is the ultimate food.
ask all those people with feeding tubes
(sorry....that was pretty messed up)
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I was the fucking hottest baby in the hospital
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Not really.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black and white.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
No. Repressed chorus issues.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope. something about being attatched to a bungee
chord and jumping off a bridge makes me uneasy
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS?
Yes. I can dance really well.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Probably somewhere in europe. But i like
the beach so maybe not.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
I have fantasies about killing him.
They're pretty funny. I don't think that counts though.
15. Have you eaten sushi?
I <3 sushi. But honestly, I have no idea what any of it
actually is.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I was so scared of that friggin bunny the first time I
saw it.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yah. When I realize all those great pictures of the sunset I
take are just because of pollution, I feel kinda bad.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP??
I dunno, they cut up my mouth.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Fuck the alphabet. No one at my school speaks correct english anyway.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yah. It's fun to tell your younger sibling (who is terrified of flying)
before hand that the plane is going to explode
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I think all those poeple that do it just for fun should be giving antlers
and shot several times with the same bullet.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I hope so.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO:
Idiots. My eyes get really red, and I wish I had a dart gun really hard.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
I said it to my boyfriend just ten minutes ago.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Dear GOD I hope not. They need to let him fucking die already.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. I actually think theyre kinda boring.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
One of my art teachers is. She's the dumbest human being I've ever met.
32. DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?
I used to play baseball really well.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
3:21 p.m. IM HOME EARLY!
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
No. But Iim pretty good at giving them. Like slut and cunty.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
I've heard stories. I like tacos much more, but the thought of dog food
on a bun does get me all hot and bothered.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Early this afternoon. Driving illegally again. (no lisence
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers. Baths are gross. Your soaking in your own filthy water.
38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
He might be. He definatly used to be.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
le` duh!
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
When theres no one else there.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
crack. no. Um....I'm addicted to cheesy taco pizza rolls. Oh, and oil paint.
Making fun of bush is pretty fun too.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy peanut butter can suck a huge cock.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yeah, but it grosses me out when other people do it.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope, but I hope to have a brain tumor one day, ride in one to get it taken
out, and then keep it in a jar on my desk.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
This is the third time and it's only three thirty.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
sure thing
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Not by any stretch of the imagination. Sleep is so unneccesary for life.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
sometimes green. sometimes blue.
49. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME U CRIED?
Friday. It was the day Ross left for Orlando.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yah. But there are a couple things I'd change if i could.
51. WHOS BETTER?
the registered sex offender living in my community.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Sometimes. I know when poeple are going to call. And what theyll say.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No, but I saw the movie. KInda.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nope. Not my thing
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Paybacks a bitch. My brother has taken over 100 dollars from me. I
took a dollar off the table that i thought was mine, and got yelled at for
three hours
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
nope. But my idiot art teacher told me I should take action
photos of snowboarders. WTF? I live in fucking florida. Half the
people here have never even seen snow.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
NO. Emphasis on no. I fucking hate camping.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
no, thank god.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Sometimes
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Sometimes. I love my dog but I like cats better. Cept for echo
shes a cunt.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes. I mean, if you really aren't in love with that person
anymore, then that's just the way it is.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no, and I have no intention of learning
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
not really.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
nope.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
koala yummies. The anime freaks at my school feed them to me.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
all the time. it's neon green.
67. DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR???
depends on the day. It seems kinda pointless.
66. What's the best TV commercial?
I don't wacth tv enough to answer. Wait. thats not true. There one
commercial that scared me. It was this crazy doll thing. It says in
this really creepy voice, "I love you moe than bunnies!"
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No. I yelled at the lady working there the last time I stepped
foot in thats store.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Ya know..... I'm not entirely sure. I'd have to say Deftones.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I've heard I am quite the sound sleeper.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Depends on the day. I can be a real bitch when I want to.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
becoming a fucked up junkie
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
no, i played with clay and fabric. Go fig.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" tv?
I'd rather kill myself
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
yes. plastic is the ultimate food.
ask all those people with feeding tubes
(sorry....that was pretty messed up)
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I was the fucking hottest baby in the hospital
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Not really.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black and white.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
No. Repressed chorus issues.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope. something about being attatched to a bungee
chord and jumping off a bridge makes me uneasy
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS?
Yes. I can dance really well.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Probably somewhere in europe. But i like
the beach so maybe not.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
I have fantasies about killing him.
They're pretty funny. I don't think that counts though.
15. Have you eaten sushi?
I <3 sushi. But honestly, I have no idea what any of it
actually is.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I was so scared of that friggin bunny the first time I
saw it.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yah. When I realize all those great pictures of the sunset I
take are just because of pollution, I feel kinda bad.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP??
I dunno, they cut up my mouth.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Fuck the alphabet. No one at my school speaks correct english anyway.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yah. It's fun to tell your younger sibling (who is terrified of flying)
before hand that the plane is going to explode
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I think all those poeple that do it just for fun should be giving antlers
and shot several times with the same bullet.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I hope so.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO:
Idiots. My eyes get really red, and I wish I had a dart gun really hard.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
I said it to my boyfriend just ten minutes ago.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Dear GOD I hope not. They need to let him fucking die already.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. I actually think theyre kinda boring.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
One of my art teachers is. She's the dumbest human being I've ever met.
32. DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?
I used to play baseball really well.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
3:21 p.m. IM HOME EARLY!
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
No. But Iim pretty good at giving them. Like slut and cunty.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
I've heard stories. I like tacos much more, but the thought of dog food
on a bun does get me all hot and bothered.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Early this afternoon. Driving illegally again. (no lisence
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers. Baths are gross. Your soaking in your own filthy water.
38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
He might be. He definatly used to be.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
le` duh!
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
When theres no one else there.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
crack. no. Um....I'm addicted to cheesy taco pizza rolls. Oh, and oil paint.
Making fun of bush is pretty fun too.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy peanut butter can suck a huge cock.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yeah, but it grosses me out when other people do it.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope, but I hope to have a brain tumor one day, ride in one to get it taken
out, and then keep it in a jar on my desk.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
This is the third time and it's only three thirty.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
sure thing
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Not by any stretch of the imagination. Sleep is so unneccesary for life.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
sometimes green. sometimes blue.
49. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME U CRIED?
Friday. It was the day Ross left for Orlando.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yah. But there are a couple things I'd change if i could.
51. WHOS BETTER?
the registered sex offender living in my community.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Sometimes. I know when poeple are going to call. And what theyll say.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No, but I saw the movie. KInda.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nope. Not my thing
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Paybacks a bitch. My brother has taken over 100 dollars from me. I
took a dollar off the table that i thought was mine, and got yelled at for
three hours
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
nope. But my idiot art teacher told me I should take action
photos of snowboarders. WTF? I live in fucking florida. Half the
people here have never even seen snow.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
NO. Emphasis on no. I fucking hate camping.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
no, thank god.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Sometimes
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Sometimes. I love my dog but I like cats better. Cept for echo
shes a cunt.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes. I mean, if you really aren't in love with that person
anymore, then that's just the way it is.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no, and I have no intention of learning
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
not really.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
nope.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
koala yummies. The anime freaks at my school feed them to me.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
all the time. it's neon green.
67. DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR???
depends on the day. It seems kinda pointless.
66. What's the best TV commercial?
I don't wacth tv enough to answer. Wait. thats not true. There one
commercial that scared me. It was this crazy doll thing. It says in
this really creepy voice, "I love you moe than bunnies!"
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No. I yelled at the lady working there the last time I stepped
foot in thats store.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Ya know..... I'm not entirely sure. I'd have to say Deftones.