Jul 07, 2009 23:59
Actual conversation...
Me: I don't really care that Michael Jackson died, I think I could probably cry for anyone if they had a good enough memorial.
Scott laughs
*long pause*
Me: You know I'm trying to think of a topical bad person to use as a reference and I can't think of anyone. I mean there haven't even been any recent serial killers or anything.
Scott: They just killed a serial killer in South Carolina actually
Me: That's what happens when Michael Jackson dies! I missed all of the good news!
Scott: They shot him robbing a house
Me: Good
Scott: Yeah. I guess you don't have as many freaks on your friends list talking about it
Me: No the only thing I learned on my friends list is that some big football guy died
Scott: Yeah it was a murder suicide thing
Me: I guess celebrities die in twelves now
Scott: When Michael Jackson dies, everyone's like, "Fuck it, I'm out too", Karl Malden said, "Dammit, i might as well sneak out now while nobody will notice."
tv,
rambling