watching the Michael Jackson memorial on BET

Jul 07, 2009 23:59

Actual conversation...

Me: I don't really care that Michael Jackson died, I think I could probably cry for anyone if they had a good enough memorial.

Scott laughs

*long pause*

Me: You know I'm trying to think of a topical bad person to use as a reference and I can't think of anyone. I mean there haven't even been any recent serial killers or anything.

Scott: They just killed a serial killer in South Carolina actually

Me: That's what happens when Michael Jackson dies! I missed all of the good news!

Scott: They shot him robbing a house

Me: Good

Scott: Yeah. I guess you don't have as many freaks on your friends list talking about it

Me: No the only thing I learned on my friends list is that some big football guy died

Scott: Yeah it was a murder suicide thing

Me: I guess celebrities die in twelves now

Scott: When Michael Jackson dies, everyone's like, "Fuck it, I'm out too", Karl Malden said, "Dammit, i might as well sneak out now while nobody will notice."

tv, rambling

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