Aug 10, 2004 20:46
Well....where do I begin. Being a crime fighter is a tough business. I was busy climbing tree's, licking my own ass and just generally being 'cat-like' when out of nowhere, I get swiped out of my litter tray by none other than the evil Dr.Splash!!
He tells me to leave spider-matt and run away with him! Spider-matt may be a bit rubbish but i love him to bits!
Anyway, i claim innocence and he proceeded to take me to his lair! He strapped me to his surfboard, and told me to pray for all nine of my lives! He got the cat repellent out but i was tough..... (the ball of string got me a bit side tracked though!!)
I was there all night but i wouldn't talk! The laser was homing in and i wondered where spider-matt was (he always takes his time!). I had had enough! I broke free from the board and slapped him upside the head! I threw in some nifty kung-fu for good measure, when spider-matt came crashing through the window.
I told him what had happened, and this concerned spider-matt.
"DR.SPLASH!", he exclaimed, "I thought I could trust you".
"You do not deserve Kitten Gal, I DO AND SHE WILL BE MINE!!"
They dual it out and Spider-matt webs him into a 'sticky'(geddit?) situation.
All is safe.....for now.
But just remember kids, crime doesn't pay....my wages are rubbish!
Please comment on my day if you feel the need.
All my LUFF!!! x X x X x X x X x