drabble: Pesty Squabbles
Title: Pesty Squabbles
Length: drabble
Author: M_K Yujji
Rating: PG
Genre: drama, romance
Pairing/Characters: JaeHo
Disclaimer: Though real people are used as characters, this fic bears no resemblance to Real Life and these people are not owned by me.
Comments/Notes: written for tyreling, Pairing: YunJae, Prompt: funny mouse catchers. Hope you like it. ^_^
Edit: and to clarify for those who have expressed interest, they are little mice, not big rats. I've noticed that most people who don't like pests in general, tend not to differentiate.
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“AH HA! I knew it was you!”
Yunho looked up guiltily even as he tried to hide his hands behind his back. “I have no idea what you're talking about.”
“Don't even try it, mister,” Jaejoong tried to reach around Yunho to grab the trap. “I knew it had to be you. Changmin helped me buy the damned things, Junsu finds the rats just as gross as I do, and Yoochun is too smart to piss me off by stealing them.”
“What did the cute little mice ever do to you, Joongie?”
Jaejoong recoiled as he realized that it wasn't just a mouse trap in Yunho's hands. Then, just as quickly, he snatched up a broom and began swatting in his friend's general direction. “OH GROSS! Kill it! Kill it!”
In the kitchen, Changmin shook his head and reached for a phone book. Maybe he could find a listing for humane pest control before the eldest pair killed each other.
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The End
Length: drabble
Author: M_K Yujji
Rating: PG
Genre: drama, romance
Pairing/Characters: JaeHo
Disclaimer: Though real people are used as characters, this fic bears no resemblance to Real Life and these people are not owned by me.
Comments/Notes: written for tyreling, Pairing: YunJae, Prompt: funny mouse catchers. Hope you like it. ^_^
Edit: and to clarify for those who have expressed interest, they are little mice, not big rats. I've noticed that most people who don't like pests in general, tend not to differentiate.
~*~*~
“AH HA! I knew it was you!”
Yunho looked up guiltily even as he tried to hide his hands behind his back. “I have no idea what you're talking about.”
“Don't even try it, mister,” Jaejoong tried to reach around Yunho to grab the trap. “I knew it had to be you. Changmin helped me buy the damned things, Junsu finds the rats just as gross as I do, and Yoochun is too smart to piss me off by stealing them.”
“What did the cute little mice ever do to you, Joongie?”
Jaejoong recoiled as he realized that it wasn't just a mouse trap in Yunho's hands. Then, just as quickly, he snatched up a broom and began swatting in his friend's general direction. “OH GROSS! Kill it! Kill it!”
In the kitchen, Changmin shook his head and reached for a phone book. Maybe he could find a listing for humane pest control before the eldest pair killed each other.
~*~*~
The End