Drabble: You Can Get Anything on Ebay (Unbalanced Universe)
Title: You can Get Anything on Ebay
Length: drabble, part of the Unbalanced series
Author: M_K Yujji
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Warnings: none for the drabble itself. Crack-warning, maybe? ^_^
Disclaimer: Though real people are used as characters, this fic bears no resemblance to Real Life and these people are not owned by me.
Summary: Dream homes are expensive...
Notes: Refers back to Changmin's ideas for earning money to buy their future house.
~*~*~*~
"I can't believe we're doing this," Yoochun grumbled, pulling at the skimpy towel that barely covered his naughty bits.
Changmin frowned and swatted at his hands. "Be still or I'll take the towel away."
"You can't be serious!" But there was nothing but complete conviction in his friend's expression. Desperate, Yoochun turned to appeal to Yunho. "Hyung, we're not seriously letting him do this, are we?"
Adjusting in his chair behind Changmin and the camera, Yunho scowled. "Everyone agreed with his idea so suck it up."
Jaejoong pinched Yoochun's side and settled close for the poses Changmin had requested. He leaned against YooChun's shoulder and whispered. "He slept for shit, Chunnie. Now's not really a good time."
"It could be worse," Junsu added, curling on Jaejoong's other side. "He could have auctioned off our virginity."
"Speak for yourself."
"Don't give him ideas!"
But as they all turned nervous eyes onto their youngest, they knew it was too late. "You know... Live-action porn would make a lot more money than just some suggestive pictures..."
"NO!" The protest was unanimous.
"I'm just saying it's an option." Changmin shrugged and adjusted his lens. "Now smile, my pretties and make with the wet dreams."
Length: drabble, part of the Unbalanced series
Author: M_K Yujji
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Warnings: none for the drabble itself. Crack-warning, maybe? ^_^
Disclaimer: Though real people are used as characters, this fic bears no resemblance to Real Life and these people are not owned by me.
Summary: Dream homes are expensive...
Notes: Refers back to Changmin's ideas for earning money to buy their future house.
~*~*~*~
"I can't believe we're doing this," Yoochun grumbled, pulling at the skimpy towel that barely covered his naughty bits.
Changmin frowned and swatted at his hands. "Be still or I'll take the towel away."
"You can't be serious!" But there was nothing but complete conviction in his friend's expression. Desperate, Yoochun turned to appeal to Yunho. "Hyung, we're not seriously letting him do this, are we?"
Adjusting in his chair behind Changmin and the camera, Yunho scowled. "Everyone agreed with his idea so suck it up."
Jaejoong pinched Yoochun's side and settled close for the poses Changmin had requested. He leaned against YooChun's shoulder and whispered. "He slept for shit, Chunnie. Now's not really a good time."
"It could be worse," Junsu added, curling on Jaejoong's other side. "He could have auctioned off our virginity."
"Speak for yourself."
"Don't give him ideas!"
But as they all turned nervous eyes onto their youngest, they knew it was too late. "You know... Live-action porn would make a lot more money than just some suggestive pictures..."
"NO!" The protest was unanimous.
"I'm just saying it's an option." Changmin shrugged and adjusted his lens. "Now smile, my pretties and make with the wet dreams."