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[kitsuneuzumaki]

One thing to mention to you all:

Sasuke isn't a morning person.

Seriously.

Wow.

My sheets don't like the Uchiha at all.

Not at all.

lets just hope he doesn't burn them....

Comments

[hyuugaprodigy]

Are you a morning person, Naruto-kun?

How could you not be with the massive amounts of energy compressed into such a small body.

Interesting. Maybe you should consider purchasing new sheets?

[deidara_arm]

Now would be a good time to put that new lock to use, un.
That is, if you don't want your house to burst into flames.

[kitsuneuzumaki]

that doesn't mean he wont set it on fire anyway *flails*

I think you're right x_x

Mornings can be a conspiracy to me sometimes!

[sharingancurses]

There are worse things I can do to your linens then burn them, Naruto. Fucking sheets. They shall meet a gruesome end.

I am racist against morning people.

[kitsuneuzumaki]

OH MY GAWD YOU HATE MEEEEE! *sobs*

Touch my sheets and you will meet a gruesomely Perverted end.

You pick

[sharingancurses]

They started it. Oh, pray do tell, what would you do to me if I say, ahppened to slip entirely accidentally and completely shred them, then? *mockingly innocent smile*

[kitsuneuzumaki]

I have one thing to say to you:

Your on bottom *smirk*

*blink*.....

DAMNIT!

[sharingancurses]

I'm afraid you're just not seme material. haven't you ever read fanfiction before? You're just the traditional, weepy uke i'm afraid.

So *smirk* to you too.

I'm waiting :/

[kitsuneuzumaki]

And I cherish the moments when I top you in fanfictions. oh yes I do

Shut up *frown*

You will be tackled and molested beaten senseless.

[sharingancurses]

Because they're so rare -- or rather, non-existant.

I'd like to see you try.

[kitsuneuzumaki]

I could give you a physical example of one where I ride you like a horse *smirk*

*sigh* Why do i even bother, you sexable stubborn bastard.