Blowing out their... candles, or combing out their... hair
The purpose of this post is to record a conversation I had with Melanie today. -____-;
Saa: That was cruel.
Melanie: *smirk* Well it’s true isn’t it.
Saa: Nooooo.
Saa: *fills out papers for class* Hmm. What else do I do after school?
Melanie: ERIN!
Saa: *dead silence*
Melanie: Yeah. It definitely is.
Saa: Okay, so you’ve decided that Erin is a lesbian?
Melanie: Yes.
Saa: Does that make me a lesbian too?
Melanie: Uh… No, that makes you…
Saa: *waits for answer*
Mei: *comes up behind them* What?
Saa: Melanie says I’m doing Erin after school. But I’m not a lesbian.
Melanie: Look, can’t you just float around in my own little world where Erin’s a lesbian and you’re you?
Mei: Well, we did have that second set of reference pictures…
Melanie: I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
Mei: With the handcuffs…
Saa: *getting uncomfortable*
Melanie: NO REALLY. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
Saa: *snorts* Yeah. The handcuffs. That made Eric go, “Huh? What’s this about Sam?”
Melanie: What?
Melanie: …And Sam here was handcuffed to the bed, and-
Eric: *looks up* Woah. Is there something we don’t know about Sam? *peers at Saa*
Saa: *ducks head in ultimate embarrassment*
Melanie: Oh yeah. Well, you know it was the first time he was looking at you in a different way. You weren’t so innocent anymore.
Saa: *mumbling* Not that I ever am if he listens to the conversation.
Melanie: Yeah, but you weren’t just quiet Sam anymore. You were possibly kinky Sam with a thing for bondage.
Mei: *laughing*
Saa: Right, and you guys kept talking about it, and I’m just going ‘Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygooood, could we possibly not be having this conversation while Eric stares at me like I’ve suddenly become a fascinating subject.
Melanie: You know you like it.
Saa: No. I don’t. *very uncomfortable at this point* I never get uncomfortable during sex conversations. But I am at this one. Can we stop now?
Melanie: It’s because the conversation is about you having hot sex with Erin.
Saa: No really. Stop.