It's like licking a Mexican...
...You have no idea...
RIGHT! So, some explanations are in order for the title.
This weekend is AI Con weekend...and due to no planning and lack of money on my part, 5hi_tenshi , rockeandroll and I decided to have a girls weekend... but also due to lack of any actual planing past me announcing "LET'S HAVE A GIRLS WEEKEND INSTEAD" it's gone a bit tits up because Dani starts work at 6am.
At about 2pm Dani and I picked up Meg. we went back to my place and watched Bugsy Malone(GO SEE IT). then we watched Top Gear...Ah Top Gear Words cannot describe the love the three of us have for you... Especially considering that we have each laid claim to being each of them:
Dani = Clarkson...Reason: She's shouty and complains a lot and talks rubbish.
Meg = Hammond...Reason: The shortest...and probably will never eat snakes. (and gay)
Me = May...Reason: I have no sense of direction and I know information that...would never be needed in the real world... like really who needs to know about a hyena's mock penis. (Also says "cock" when something goes wrong)
So anyway. After Dani went home to get some sleep for work Hammond and I took it upon ourselves to honour Clarkson's departure by drinking...What we stupidly decided to drink was Margaritas...We had no idea what the hell we were doing so we quoted the famous line "What could possibly go wrong"...
Drinking Margaritas is like licking a Mexican on a Friday night after working all week in the fields without a shower, going to a bar without shaving...Ever...After about 10 minutes of not drinking there is a distinctive lighter fluid taste...
Then another Top Gear slogan sprang to mind "Ambitious... But rubbish"
My father is now under the impression I work for NASA and have had him drinking Rocket fuel.
But it's okay. because we have chocolate, Tasty Tubes Sake and a hopefully nice bottle of Rosé (And more Top Gear) to help us forget the evil we created... but first we have to finish what we made *Eyes the bottle wearily*...Will post again in a month when the hospital let's us go
RIGHT! So, some explanations are in order for the title.
This weekend is AI Con weekend...and due to no planning and lack of money on my part, 5hi_tenshi , rockeandroll and I decided to have a girls weekend... but also due to lack of any actual planing past me announcing "LET'S HAVE A GIRLS WEEKEND INSTEAD" it's gone a bit tits up because Dani starts work at 6am.
At about 2pm Dani and I picked up Meg. we went back to my place and watched Bugsy Malone(GO SEE IT). then we watched Top Gear...Ah Top Gear Words cannot describe the love the three of us have for you... Especially considering that we have each laid claim to being each of them:
Dani = Clarkson...Reason: She's shouty and complains a lot and talks rubbish.
Meg = Hammond...Reason: The shortest...and probably will never eat snakes. (and gay)
Me = May...Reason: I have no sense of direction and I know information that...would never be needed in the real world... like really who needs to know about a hyena's mock penis. (Also says "cock" when something goes wrong)
So anyway. After Dani went home to get some sleep for work Hammond and I took it upon ourselves to honour Clarkson's departure by drinking...What we stupidly decided to drink was Margaritas...We had no idea what the hell we were doing so we quoted the famous line "What could possibly go wrong"...
Drinking Margaritas is like licking a Mexican on a Friday night after working all week in the fields without a shower, going to a bar without shaving...Ever...After about 10 minutes of not drinking there is a distinctive lighter fluid taste...
Then another Top Gear slogan sprang to mind "Ambitious... But rubbish"
My father is now under the impression I work for NASA and have had him drinking Rocket fuel.
But it's okay. because we have chocolate, Tasty Tubes Sake and a hopefully nice bottle of Rosé (And more Top Gear) to help us forget the evil we created... but first we have to finish what we made *Eyes the bottle wearily*...Will post again in a month when the hospital let's us go