A Nerd's Guide to Manscaping...
I was clearing out my email box and had to post this before I deleted it :) This is the kind of stuff A emails me from work, LULZ...
"Men: go to the drugstore and pick up some Veet(do NOT use Nair!). After you have the Veet, go home and bring something pithy to read(Dilbert works well) with you into your bathroom. Then, manually trim your pubic hair down to approximately 1/4-1/2 inch long using scissors or clippers. Anything less than 1/4 inch is gay, anything longer is sloppy unless you've perfected shaping.
Apply the Veet as directed on the tube, but deviate from the instructions(we technical folk like to call it an "engineering change order") in the following ways:
1) Don't listen to the instructions as far as having it on your pubic area. It will work safely, painlessly, and effectively all the way up to the "comdom zone" on the base of your penis. It is safe for removing scrotal hair, but do not get it on your dickhead. I like to apply it with one hand while keeping the other clean so that it can quickly remove the excess should it get somewhere I don't want it to be.
2) Apply the Veet to all bodily hair below your beltline and above your mid-thigh(important: on, but not in, your butthole if you have a hairy one) with VERY important exceptions outlined in rule 3.
3) You must leave some pubic hair between your beltline and mid-thigh. The most common configuration is an inverted triangle beginning at the uppermost base of the penis. I prefer to use an isosceles triangle with the two like vertices terminating prematurely at the sides of my dickbase. The key here is to make it look natural, yet trimmed. Let it fade into the width of your treasure path. Silly mohawks or "lucky charm" shapes are best saved for women on April 1st.
4) Stand with your legs slightly spread while you read the Dilbert book for 5 minutes. Yes, I said 5. What are you, a pansy?
5) Get in a warm-to-hot shower. Do not use the included hair scraper, instead use your own fingernails(softly, though, and preferably trimmed) and cover all areas which have Veet applied. Clumps of half-digested hair will fall to the shower bed, pay no mind and kick them toward the drain.
6) Step out smooooth, repeat the process in 1-2 weeks depending.
7) The process is painless except for very minor irritation along the crease where thigh meets taint. Speaking of pain, do NOT do this after working out or when your pores are opened. Nair may be used instead, but unlike Veet, Nair is as unfriendly on the scrotum as 40-grit sandpaper is."
"Men: go to the drugstore and pick up some Veet(do NOT use Nair!). After you have the Veet, go home and bring something pithy to read(Dilbert works well) with you into your bathroom. Then, manually trim your pubic hair down to approximately 1/4-1/2 inch long using scissors or clippers. Anything less than 1/4 inch is gay, anything longer is sloppy unless you've perfected shaping.
Apply the Veet as directed on the tube, but deviate from the instructions(we technical folk like to call it an "engineering change order") in the following ways:
1) Don't listen to the instructions as far as having it on your pubic area. It will work safely, painlessly, and effectively all the way up to the "comdom zone" on the base of your penis. It is safe for removing scrotal hair, but do not get it on your dickhead. I like to apply it with one hand while keeping the other clean so that it can quickly remove the excess should it get somewhere I don't want it to be.
2) Apply the Veet to all bodily hair below your beltline and above your mid-thigh(important: on, but not in, your butthole if you have a hairy one) with VERY important exceptions outlined in rule 3.
3) You must leave some pubic hair between your beltline and mid-thigh. The most common configuration is an inverted triangle beginning at the uppermost base of the penis. I prefer to use an isosceles triangle with the two like vertices terminating prematurely at the sides of my dickbase. The key here is to make it look natural, yet trimmed. Let it fade into the width of your treasure path. Silly mohawks or "lucky charm" shapes are best saved for women on April 1st.
4) Stand with your legs slightly spread while you read the Dilbert book for 5 minutes. Yes, I said 5. What are you, a pansy?
5) Get in a warm-to-hot shower. Do not use the included hair scraper, instead use your own fingernails(softly, though, and preferably trimmed) and cover all areas which have Veet applied. Clumps of half-digested hair will fall to the shower bed, pay no mind and kick them toward the drain.
6) Step out smooooth, repeat the process in 1-2 weeks depending.
7) The process is painless except for very minor irritation along the crease where thigh meets taint. Speaking of pain, do NOT do this after working out or when your pores are opened. Nair may be used instead, but unlike Veet, Nair is as unfriendly on the scrotum as 40-grit sandpaper is."