Thu, 12:30: Idiot number 2. This numbskull gets trapped in the sink all the time. It wven jumped off the spoon… https://t.co/8BYfV12RNf
Thu, 15:55: the only reason i've had to go back to an old employer is because the current one has forced my hand, and now i can't afford to live
Thu, 15:56: that being said, i'm back at the north pole with my old boy #santa and i can't be happier to see him again. not that i've missed the stables
Thu, 15:59: meanwhile..i wonder if i'd make a good funeral director's assistant? given that i'm fascinated by death and wanted to study forensics once