Oct 03, 2015 12:00
- Fri, 12:00: wil's got the dad jokes to a tee! https://t.co/u3nkEYQZHJ
- Fri, 12:38: goodbye @ Allianz, i'm leaving you for a cheaper insurer.
- Fri, 12:42: adulting is easier than i thought http://t.co/A389rBBBpl
- Fri, 17:04: the kids are watching Paddington (the movie). of course, there are no nefarious personal reasons for getting a copy of it at all #capaldi
- Fri, 17:34: omg, this film is annoying. it's definitely fer the kids, but i'm in it for mister curry. need to persevere #paddingtonbear #capaldi
- Fri, 18:42: note to self: don't find yourself trying to give "stop looking for a relationship" advice to single folk, when in a long term relationship
- Fri, 19:00: fuck. how to tell the bee the comp he wants to enter closed at 5pm today. #parentingdilemmas
- Fri, 19:03: seriously, why can't they do midnight closing times for comps? why "end of business day" bullshit?
- Fri, 19:41: #parentaldilemma get the kid to make the entry, fake admission to contest, show sad face at lack of victory.
- Fri, 19:55: it sucks when you have to prepare food you don't actually like to eat
- Fri, 21:46: employers suck balls. a good friend of mind has just been shafted at her new job thanks to "profits" after being harassed at old job
- Fri, 23:24: eff star star cunt will remain a favourite
- Fri, 23:33: interviews since his reveal show how over it capaldi is.
- Fri, 23:43: i should sleep. prep for two high maintenance events this weekend to deal with. #djlyf #lovemyjob #needaholiday
- Fri, 23:46: i'm not doing myself any favours sitting here drinking beer and wishing my life was better.
- Fri, 23:47: but it helps when i say it in #capaldi's voice
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