and the winner is...
i'm a multi-thousandairre!! well, according to this amazing text message i got yesterday while at work.
"CONGRATULATIONS: Your mobile No. has won 615,000 Pounds in the ongoing NOKIA UK promo. For information Email: freenokia@w.cn& call: +447035924664"
isn't that just wonderful? i can now afford to pay off my credit card, buy that new car i've been saving up for AND go on my extended holiday to visit family in the UK and Dominican Republic!
i love how completely convenient this message is. it's almost like nokia uk knew i was in a bit of financial dire straits and stressing about all these jobs i'm applying for and not getting. now i can breathe easy and rest on my laurels while earning interest on the balance minus my aforementioned expenses.
so, i say "thank you" to nokia and it's fabulous uk promotion.*
*this message is written in fluent sarcasm
"CONGRATULATIONS: Your mobile No. has won 615,000 Pounds in the ongoing NOKIA UK promo. For information Email: freenokia@w.cn& call: +447035924664"
isn't that just wonderful? i can now afford to pay off my credit card, buy that new car i've been saving up for AND go on my extended holiday to visit family in the UK and Dominican Republic!
i love how completely convenient this message is. it's almost like nokia uk knew i was in a bit of financial dire straits and stressing about all these jobs i'm applying for and not getting. now i can breathe easy and rest on my laurels while earning interest on the balance minus my aforementioned expenses.
so, i say "thank you" to nokia and it's fabulous uk promotion.*
*this message is written in fluent sarcasm