It winds down being about brocolli if you stick with it

[kitsunefoxman]

 I think an exceptional amount of furries need to be dragged off via those noose things they use to wrangle zombies on the walking dead into a barn where they can be educated on how you are supposed to talk to other human beings. It might surprise you to know that not everyone wants to have sex with you, or hear what you would like to do with them or their fictional online alias. I guess the two things that bug me most in the world are that and when someone tells me the delightful things they think about my girlfriend's body. (it is a pretty hot body, I mean, look at that butt) The thing that I probably dislike most in the world is broccoli tho. I hate how those little bud things get into all the food you don't want it in. I can be eating at the end of a long ass table full of people and one guy at the far end of the table is eating broccoli. One of those disgusting green buds will find its way into my food, rest assured. Broccoli is also the most repulsive shade of green imaginable. It looks like one of those pantone process greens in vector design you see in Quark (im not sure if Quark still exists, I might be dating myself here). I was on the phone earlier with some lady who was on a very bad phone and was hard of hearing. Needless to say, it made me furious, and all of my anger boiled into this delightful live journal post.

I'm really bad at writing, I'm sure theres alot of errors in this paragraph, which noone will read anyways.