(no subject)
I didn't think that this sort of thing happened in real life, but I found a diamond engagement ring on the sidewalk Saturday night.
I was outside of a major mall, so I turned it in to the nearest security guard. His carefully maintained attitude of vaguely irritated boredom only made the whole thing seem more surreal.
I was outside of a major mall, so I turned it in to the nearest security guard. His carefully maintained attitude of vaguely irritated boredom only made the whole thing seem more surreal.