Weirdly, Danny didn't have a problem - okay, a major problem - with the surprise!seal in his home. Oh, he'd been surprised of course, because really,. Who expects to find a seal in their kitchen, let alone a seal in their kitchen filching food from the family pet's food bowls. And, okay, he's read a fairy tale or two in his time, but he wasn't expecting a seal to come along and make like the flippered version of Goldilocks either. (Again, who would?)
This, though. This is pushing things a little bit. "Hey," he says, staring at the seal. "I realize you may not know that many people in the neighborhood, but is there a reason you're back?" Oh, God,. He's talking to the seal like it can understand him. Most likely not, what with the whole it being a seal and all, but still. "Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but come on. There has to be a nice lady seal out there for you somewhere." Maybe Toast is right and Danny really needs to get out more. "Or, hey, who am I to judge, there might be a good looking guy seal."
The seal just stares at him.
"Yeah, okay," Danny says, seeing its point. "Being single isn't so bad either, am I right?"
The seal makes a barking sound, and wanders off to see if Danny's added anything new and exciting to his home since the last time it dropped in for a visit while Danny calls animal control and wonders how the hell his life has turned into some terrible movie cliche.
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"Christ, seriously?" Danny asks, giving his passenger a sideways look. He doesn't even want to know what Chin's going to have to say when he gets back to the station. "Of all the possible stations to choose from, you pick this one." His passenger makes a disgruntled sort of noise, like Danny criticizing their taste in music has deeply offended them. Danny rolls his eyes. "Look," Danny tries. "It's. I'm just saying." Icy silence from the passenger seat. Several miles go by before Danny breaks, unable to keep quiet any longer. "Dr. Hook? Really?"
Weirdly, Danny didn't have a problem - okay, a major problem - with the surprise!seal in his home. Oh, he'd been surprised of course, because really,. Who expects to find a seal in their kitchen, let alone a seal in their kitchen filching food from the family pet's food bowls. And, okay, he's read a fairy tale or two in his time, but he wasn't expecting a seal to come along and make like the flippered version of Goldilocks either. (Again, who would?)
This, though. This is pushing things a little bit. "Hey," he says, staring at the seal. "I realize you may not know that many people in the neighborhood, but is there a reason you're back?" Oh, God,. He's talking to the seal like it can understand him. Most likely not, what with the whole it being a seal and all, but still. "Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but come on. There has to be a nice lady seal out there for you somewhere." Maybe Toast is right and Danny really needs to get out more. "Or, hey, who am I to judge, there might be a good looking guy seal."
The seal just stares at him.
"Yeah, okay," Danny says, seeing its point. "Being single isn't so bad either, am I right?"
The seal makes a barking sound, and wanders off to see if Danny's added anything new and exciting to his home since the last time it dropped in for a visit while Danny calls animal control and wonders how the hell his life has turned into some terrible movie cliche.
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"Christ, seriously?" Danny asks, giving his passenger a sideways look. He doesn't even want to know what Chin's going to have to say when he gets back to the station. "Of all the possible stations to choose from, you pick this one." His passenger makes a disgruntled sort of noise, like Danny criticizing their taste in music has deeply offended them. Danny rolls his eyes. "Look," Danny tries. "It's. I'm just saying." Icy silence from the passenger seat. Several miles go by before Danny breaks, unable to keep quiet any longer. "Dr. Hook? Really?"
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And then Danny finds a naked guy in his bed and a seal skin still damp nearby, AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, LALALA, I DON'T EVEN CARE. ♥
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THEY TOTALLY DO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, WHAT KIND OF STORY DO YOU THINK THIS IS? ;D
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