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I am strangely fond of those commercials (I think it's either for Crest or Colgate toothpaste - obviously I paid close attention /o\) where the poor dentist walks into their office and turn the lights on to be confronted with a patient who is seriously disturbingly excited for their dental appointment. My favorite is the way the poor dentist is just, "Wow, you're...early." or something along those lines. (I'm betting they are also wondering how their patient got into the office without setting off whatever alarms they have in place/if they should call the police.)
In reality I am picturing Steve with a cavity - he is betrayed by his own teeth! He brushes and flosses like there's no tomorrow only to be bitterly, bitterly betrayed! - and he is convinced (nagged) into being a big boy and going to the dentist to get the cavity seen to. He has a list of potential dentists and maybe asks Catherine to look into these potential dentists. (She can tell by his pouty-voice that this is just Steve being Steve and that it is better not to ask and is just, "...Okay," and gets him the files he wants.)
There is probably face paint involved at some point, and Steve creeping around the island like a creeper while Danny and the others facepalm all over the place because seriously, okay? Seriously. But as long as it gets Steve to the dentist to get his damn tooth seen to, it's a small price to pay. And when Steve finally decides on a dentist he breaks in and waits for the dentist, who goes into work to find Steve (...possibly still wearing face paint) waiting for them. Like a creeper.
Steve has his serious, "Let's get this shit done" face on and claps his hands all, "Let's get this shit done! >:(((((((((((((" and then, IDK, but today is my Friday and I am so, so tired and everything is hilarious. :D?
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In reality I am picturing Steve with a cavity - he is betrayed by his own teeth! He brushes and flosses like there's no tomorrow only to be bitterly, bitterly betrayed! - and he is convinced (nagged) into being a big boy and going to the dentist to get the cavity seen to. He has a list of potential dentists and maybe asks Catherine to look into these potential dentists. (She can tell by his pouty-voice that this is just Steve being Steve and that it is better not to ask and is just, "...Okay," and gets him the files he wants.)
There is probably face paint involved at some point, and Steve creeping around the island like a creeper while Danny and the others facepalm all over the place because seriously, okay? Seriously. But as long as it gets Steve to the dentist to get his damn tooth seen to, it's a small price to pay. And when Steve finally decides on a dentist he breaks in and waits for the dentist, who goes into work to find Steve (...possibly still wearing face paint) waiting for them. Like a creeper.
Steve has his serious, "Let's get this shit done" face on and claps his hands all, "Let's get this shit done! >:(((((((((((((" and then, IDK, but today is my Friday and I am so, so tired and everything is hilarious. :D?
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