You guys. I have gloves.
Seriously, they're this amazingtastic hybrid of glove and mitten, so really they're glottens. Or mives. Glittens? Mivens? I don't know, but I love them more than is reasonable.
Really, though, I love them because the little mitten/flippy over part is like a hat. For my fingers.
(...or a hoodie. For my hand.)