You want to know what I think is going on with this wacky CFOB thing?
I think, and this is just a theory, mind you, Bob is behind it.
Remember that
article last week about Bob being "in Chicago for some unspecified reason"? The truth is he's sitting in his evil lair, hands steepled, either saying, "Excellent," in that creepy super villain way or laughing maniacally.
Maybe he does both because he's the goddamn Bob Bryar! (
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/silvershadeus/WTF/pg9.jpg)
will never stop being funny. Sorry.)
FOB and all assorted allies are desperately trying to untangle Bob's web of lies and deceit and general evil villain...er...villainy. Perhaps he borrowed Bunny for the requisite evil villain pet. (Just picture her, sitting on his lap in her
bunny ears and space boots. Oh, how the world will tremble before their combined might!)
Seriously though, I bet this is what's happening, and FOB and all their assorted allies are all that stand in the way of Bob Bryar's evil machinations, it's the only explanation!