Jul 19, 2008 05:32
Random thought:
Bandom + Starfleet.
Starships and space stations and phasers! Bandom people running around spouting the Prime Directive and then totally ignoring it when the situation warrants! Shuttlecraft! Aliens! Boldly going where no man has gone before!
(I may have watched a Star Trek movie recently. :D)
don't judge me!,
bandom,
dorkish,
plotty things,
star trek
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Brendon would be the son of pacifists, who can't reconcile with their son joining starfleet! Noooh! *shunning and sadness ensues*
Ryan would be the communication officer. Spencer chief of security. Brendon... No idea. And Jon... Something. ♥
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And, oh, Brendon. *pets*
Brendon could be science, maybe? And Jon is an engineer maybe! They end up working together sometimes and it's awesome because Jon can make anything work!
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Brendon would be a reptile specialist! Dinosaurs!
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Jon sighs and agrees to wear his beloved flip flops off-duty.
Brendon! Yes! He's in heaven when they find a pre-historic planet, right up until the dinosaurs try to eat him and Spencer saves his life.
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Who's the chief engineer? Is it Jon? He should have a boss... Greta! She's the chief engineer. *nods*
He sighs and complains to Brendon, while wearing flip flops and wiggling his toes.
And Brendon hugs Spencer all the time after the rescue and Jon is jealous and Ryan is jealous. This is not going to end up well.
We need a pilot and... Wait what were Sulu's and Chekov's jobs? Andy (from FOB) should be in charge of the guns. Drummers should always be in charge of the guns. It's in the arms.
Who drives? flies? steers? Whatever the word is.
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Brendon nods and says that hey, yeah, that's a bummer, Jon. No doubt about it. And then takes him off to the holodeck to check out the latest dinosaur simulation he made. The best part is that he put in really soft grass so Jon could go barefoot if he wanted.
Sulu was the helmsman/pilot and Chekov was the navigator. I can't remember who was in charge of the phasers and photon torpedoes in the original series, but in Next Generation it was the security officer.
Maybe Joe is the helmsman? Or, hey, Patrick! (Unless he's a scientist somewhere.)
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Oh man. ♥ Brendon would also program in a cat. It doesn't fit with the rest, but who cares? And Jon would pet the dinosaurs and teach the cat to catch barefoot!
Why do we need a pilot and a navigator? Is this a boat thing? I think either Sulu or Chekov was in charge of shooting, I think. Andy should be the security officer! Spencer's boss.
Pete is the recreation officer!!! \o/ Karaoke night! Dancing! Naked dancing!
Joe as helmsman, who looks a bit like a stoner (not-regulation hair!!!) but he's surprisingly articulate and can skewer you in three moves with his sword.
Patrick... Hmmm... He was the science guy in that video with the vampires.
We need a telepath.... We need someone who takes care of people's mind!
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♥_♥ Jon would try to teach the dinosaur babies to fetch. It would be hilarious. He's like, "Here, boy. Here baby apatosaurus! Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick!" (And then it brings back a log instead of the stick Jon threw ( ... )
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