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You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
1. Bob Bryar. (...Or, okay, an axe.)
2. Because this is how my life works: Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains. (Ideally, it would be this song: Nazareth - Hair of the Dog.)
3. Gerard with with his vast knowledge of zombies and their habits! Also, it might get cold in the mall at night, the zombies shuffling past whichever store we lock ourselves into (hopefully someplace with foodstuffs or access to the food court so we don't have to play the "Who should we eat first?" game) and cuddling huddling together for warmth might be involved. (Bonus happy "We survived the zombie apocalypse!" reunion hugging for everyone afterwards because Frank and the others were probably down at the other end of the mall throwing pennies and crap in the fountain to piss off mall security when the zombie attack happened.)
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
1. Bob Bryar. (...Or, okay, an axe.)
2. Because this is how my life works: Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains. (Ideally, it would be this song: Nazareth - Hair of the Dog.)
3. Gerard with with his vast knowledge of zombies and their habits! Also, it might get cold in the mall at night, the zombies shuffling past whichever store we lock ourselves into (hopefully someplace with foodstuffs or access to the food court so we don't have to play the "Who should we eat first?" game) and cuddling huddling together for warmth might be involved. (Bonus happy "We survived the zombie apocalypse!" reunion hugging for everyone afterwards because Frank and the others were probably down at the other end of the mall throwing pennies and crap in the fountain to piss off mall security when the zombie attack happened.)