Whenever Gerard's team gets called on for a mission everyone looks at him like,"Seriously?" And his team is "We know, but he knows how to kill a man twenty different ways - using his freakish finger spread!"
That's probably the weirdest/most frightening thing anyone's ever heard, and Gerard's at the briefing room table doodling vampires and zombies in commando gear. The vampires have tack vests, more to hold their equipment than anything because they're vampires, okay? The closest thing the supernatural world has to Superman. The zombies don't really get a lot of equipment, but they can take a licking and keep on ticking. (He saves the werewolves for when things get really, really serious and the vampires and zombies need backup.)
Gerard's been rfor doodling on top secret documents before but the meetings get kind of tedious, so, you know. Doodling. When Frank sits next to him he plays little games of Tic-Tac-Toe all by himself, and he totally cheats, but Gerard doesn't call him on it, so it's all cool. Sometimes Gerard adds little fangs and whatnot to the X's and O's. Frank only does it because it gives him a reason to be all up in Gerard's space looking at his doodles. (Ahaha. Not a euphemism! :D)
The other teams are just like, "No, seriously." And his team is "Dude. No one messes with the werewolves, they're fucking awesome. (And I realize I've put way too much thought into the logic behind his doodling.)
It would totally be the most amazing thing ever, right? They're the most unlikely SEAL team anyone's seen, but they totally do their jobs! They save lives and kick ass (and doodle)!
Ha! Enabler! I have no plot for this one, though! It would probably just be Gerard doodling and the others sitting around and maybe glaring and looking intimidating at other people who laugh at them (Gerard).
Ahaha, although the thought of Frank or Ray cleaning a gun and smiling that creepy too friendly smile at some new rookie SEAl who thinks their team is a joke makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
(It's totally like a hazing thing some of the teams that have worked with them before do to rookies. There are all these rumors about Way's team, and everyone knows Iero's crazy anyway. Oh, and Toro. The guy talks to his guns, and he has all those knives. Plus, he just smiles a little too much, you know? People say that Bryar uses a brick of C4 as a pillow. AHAHA. I don;t even know anymore.)
(\o/ This is awesome to hear! It must be why we get along so well! :DDDD)
Well it's not like Byrar's an idiot, you know. He makes sure to keep the charges and fueses and whatnot seperate. (Frank used to steal Bob's real pillows back in training, and Frank knows better than to touch Bob's explosives. (Ahaha. I love that even though I tried to re-phrase that last part it always sounds like a euphemism. XD)
I can try! It's probably going to be a little ficlet though! :D?
That's probably the weirdest/most frightening thing anyone's ever heard, and Gerard's at the briefing room table doodling vampires and zombies in commando gear. The vampires have tack vests, more to hold their equipment than anything because they're vampires, okay? The closest thing the supernatural world has to Superman. The zombies don't really get a lot of equipment, but they can take a licking and keep on ticking. (He saves the werewolves for when things get really, really serious and the vampires and zombies need backup.)
Gerard's been rfor doodling on top secret documents before but the meetings get kind of tedious, so, you know. Doodling. When Frank sits next to him he plays little games of Tic-Tac-Toe all by himself, and he totally cheats, but Gerard doesn't call him on it, so it's all cool. Sometimes Gerard adds little fangs and whatnot to the X's and O's. Frank only does it because it gives him a reason to be all up in Gerard's space looking at his doodles. (Ahaha. Not a euphemism! :D)
The other teams are just like, "No, seriously." And his team is "Dude. No one messes with the werewolves, they're fucking awesome. (And I realize I've put way too much thought into the logic behind his doodling.)
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It would totally be the most amazing thing ever, right? They're the most unlikely SEAL team anyone's seen, but they totally do their jobs! They save lives and kick ass (and doodle)!
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You should write it! I love your stories; they're always so imaginative.
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Thank you so much for saying that! ♥
(I always feel a little ridiculous with some of the things I write because I'm never sure if it's something that's funny only to me. *smooches*)
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(It could never only be funny to you, dear; I sometimes think that we share a sense of humor!)
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Ahaha, although the thought of Frank or Ray cleaning a gun and smiling that creepy too friendly smile at some new rookie SEAl who thinks their team is a joke makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
(It's totally like a hazing thing some of the teams that have worked with them before do to rookies. There are all these rumors about Way's team, and everyone knows Iero's crazy anyway. Oh, and Toro. The guy talks to his guns, and he has all those knives. Plus, he just smiles a little too much, you know? People say that Bryar uses a brick of C4 as a pillow. AHAHA. I don;t even know anymore.)
(\o/ This is awesome to hear! It must be why we get along so well! :DDDD)
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AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WRITE IT! WRITE IT NOW, I DONT CARE IF IT HAS PLOT!!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I can try! It's probably going to be a little ficlet though! :D?
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Bob's bombs are PRIVATE OK!? FRANK RESPECTS BOB'S ISSUES!
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Ahaha. I can no longer take this seriously. *hands*
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