(Untitled)
Ahaha. So this comic just makes me think of those amazingly crack-tastic fics where stealth-dating is involved or two people don't actually realize that for all intents and purposes that they've been married to their 'best friend' for years
( Read more... )
Reply
Reply
Reply
I kind of love adorably clueless Patrick, but I totally agree that there's no way he's that clueless. Denial, though, is always okay, as are any of a great many romantic comedy cliches.
Reply
Also, Andy and Joe find this WAAAAAAAAAAYYY funnier than Patrick does. I keep picturing them sneaking around watching Pete create one accidental romantic disaster after another, and they narrate it like those old animal shows, all "observe the Pavo cristatus peterus in it's native habitat, wreaking havoc among it's unsuspecting flock."
(It's possible that I have waaaaay too much time on my hands)
Reply
*dies* Oh, god. YES. They maybe have a camcorder or small camera crew with them and intend to sell copies whenever Pete figures it all out. It becomes a hot commodity among the assorted bands, and is eventually leaked on the internet and Pete WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN. It's totally worse than the time his penis became an internet celebrity.
Reply
Reply
Brendon tells Pete to serenade Patrick with Disney love songs! It worked for Aladdin, it'll work for Pete! Pete's a little skeptical, but he gives it a shot, only Brendon forgot that Pete was hardcore screamo guy, so you know. Joe and Andy make a fortune off the new hardcore versions of 'A Whole New World' and 'Story Old as Time' (Patrick won't let them sell the video because even he's not that mean. Just. Pete's face during it. So ridiculously earnest.) Patrick is just pretty much dying on the inside trying not to laugh in poor Pete's face - too much - the entire time ( ... )
Reply
Pete has seriously asked, like, almost every single person he knows for advice (except Andy and Joe, cause they'd just giggle at him). Most of them are extremely unhelpful! Spencer just gave him the bitchface and said he was retarded (Pete pouted for, like, an hour afterwards); Jon shook his head and suggested the classic Seduction by Starbucks (which Pete had already been using for *years*, seriously, how did Jon not know this); William told him that stealth!kissing always worked for him (but, again with the been-there-done-that); Sisky was too busy conspiring to steal Spencer's drumsticks with Brendon to pay Pete any attention; Chiz might have been helpful if Pete could have understood more than one word in ten out of the lecture he was given; Butcher was nowhere to be found; Carden growled at him; Gabe tried to convince him to worship the Cobra because it was so sexy that Patrick wouldn't be able to resist him anymore... the list went on ( ... )
Reply
Seriously, Andy and Joe are jerks. Pete doesn't know why his label wants him to fail so bad! He's been good to them, you know, when he's not tormenting them and stuff.
Andy and Joe have a surveillance van decked out with the best in spy gear, and all for Pete. (They take this very seriously.) Pete's managed to talk himself into this place where he must win Patrick's affection so he doesn't realize that Patrick doesn't let anyone else get away with half the things Pete does. He just thinks it's a Patrick thing.
(It gets to the point where Pete starts hiding the remote so the guys will believe him when he says he's looking for it. Really! Only then he forgets where he put it, so he actually has to look for the remote, which cuts into Operation: Find Patrick's Source of Magical Awesomeness, and that's just kind of annoying.)
Reply
Patrick is watching Pete withdraw, and all of a sudden it's really not funny anymore. Pete is suddenly sleeping all the *time*, lying there using Hemmy as a teddy bear, and even Mikey can't seem to get him to pay attention to anything long enough to hold a phone conversation. Ryan says Pete's text messages have decreased in volume and legibility, Dirty has had progressively fewer and fewer injuries, the remote hasn't disappeared in a week and a half, and Patrick hasn't been pounced on in days! THIS IS GETTING EXTREMELY SERIOUS ( ... )
Reply
Pete's kind of huffy heartbroken and rolls over so he's not facing Patrick because he doesn't want to see pity or whatever on Patrick's face just then. He knows he's acting depressed, like his heart is broken (which it is, but whatever), and doesn't want Patrick to be a good friend. He just wants Patrick ( ... )
Reply
'Bright shade of red' and 'trying to punch Pete' are kind of like Patrick's default modes now. Especially when Brendon drops by to thank them for choosing his day to finally get together and Pete convinces him to start up the betting pool on when PeteandPatrick will have their first kids (Pete is so convinced that Patrick is magical that he's not even sure that they'll have to adopt!!).
Andy and Joe are pretty happy with the end of the 'Pete's Obliviousness' saga as well, since the final 'episode' makes them enough money to keep themselves in vegan food and weed, respectively, for an entire tour at least!
Reply
HAHAHAHA. OH, PETE.
Patrick's all flustered and he just pulls his hat down over his eyes whenever Pete talks about their kids, but he really, really kind of likes the idea of them having kids together. Just. Kids. He knows Pete would be a pretty great dad even though sometimes Pete doesn't think he would be, but he knows Patrick is going to be the best dad ever. And their kids are going to know they're loved and have the best uncles in the entire world and it's going to be awesome.
Maybe after a while they get requests for special "Pete The Doting Wife" videos because everyone knows Patrick totally wears the manpants in the relationship. When the first one comes out no one can tell the difference between it and the way Pete acted before the entire time he tried to woo Patrick because he acts exactly the same. Andy and Joe semi-retire from the movie making business. (They have plans for the movies they're going to make when Pete and Patrick have kids.)
Reply
\o/
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment