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Hahaha. Where are the all of the SG-1/Indiana Jones crossover fics now?
No, seriously. Where are they? Or, hey, why not an SG-1/Indiana Jones/The Sentinel crossover? That would be an epic tale, I'm certain.
Producer Frank Marshall has confirmed that the film is set in 1957, making it nineteen years since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, thus acknowledging the real-life passing of years between films. Indiana Jones is having a quiet life teaching before being thrust back into his old adventuring. He races against agents of the Soviet Union for the crystal skull. "The theory is they are shaped by higher powers or alien powers or came from another world, or an ancient Mayan civilization had the powers," Marshall explained. Indy's journey takes him across New Mexico, Connecticut, Mexico City, and the jungles of Peru. There will be some humor regarding Indiana's age.
I would be lying if I said I didn't want to see this movie with a burning passion (Indiana Jones!), but oh. Hollywood, you've disappointed me so very often. Please not to be doing it again.
Also, why the hell is Shia LaBeouf in every single movie ever all of a sudden? Not that I have anything against him, seriously, but is he suddenly the only actor in all of Hollywood perfect for the role of the sidekick? Every time I turn around he's in another movie, and usually it's one that has the potential to destroy fond childhood memories.
Transformers, as pretty and really kind of awesome as it was in parts, really kind of sucked. Jazz, okay? Jazz. Not only did did they turn him into a horrific stereotype of awfulness, they went the extra mile and killed him off. After giving him all of, what, five lines? If even that?
No, seriously. Where are they? Or, hey, why not an SG-1/Indiana Jones/The Sentinel crossover? That would be an epic tale, I'm certain.
Producer Frank Marshall has confirmed that the film is set in 1957, making it nineteen years since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, thus acknowledging the real-life passing of years between films. Indiana Jones is having a quiet life teaching before being thrust back into his old adventuring. He races against agents of the Soviet Union for the crystal skull. "The theory is they are shaped by higher powers or alien powers or came from another world, or an ancient Mayan civilization had the powers," Marshall explained. Indy's journey takes him across New Mexico, Connecticut, Mexico City, and the jungles of Peru. There will be some humor regarding Indiana's age.
I would be lying if I said I didn't want to see this movie with a burning passion (Indiana Jones!), but oh. Hollywood, you've disappointed me so very often. Please not to be doing it again.
Also, why the hell is Shia LaBeouf in every single movie ever all of a sudden? Not that I have anything against him, seriously, but is he suddenly the only actor in all of Hollywood perfect for the role of the sidekick? Every time I turn around he's in another movie, and usually it's one that has the potential to destroy fond childhood memories.
Transformers, as pretty and really kind of awesome as it was in parts, really kind of sucked. Jazz, okay? Jazz. Not only did did they turn him into a horrific stereotype of awfulness, they went the extra mile and killed him off. After giving him all of, what, five lines? If even that?