Okay. So this? I find far more amusing than it really should be.
Except for the part about my kidneys, because they're INSIDE ME. O_O
April Fool amanecertrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. caireapaints your elderly relatives orange. genkitozukubuys you a Russian Bride. gravitykillsglues your car to your bedroom ceiling. ickaimpenlists you in the French Foreign Legion. livrinlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. ninjatraumaeggs your head. rubydTPs your kidneys. ryuko_midorihas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. threewallssmiles. All the time.Prank Me
April Fool amanecertrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. caireapaints your elderly relatives orange. genkitozukubuys you a Russian Bride. gravitykillsglues your car to your bedroom ceiling. ickaimpenlists you in the French Foreign Legion. livrinlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. ninjatraumaeggs your head. rubydTPs your kidneys. ryuko_midorihas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. threewallssmiles. All the time.Prank Me