ficlet: Overboard (Arashi, Matsuohmiya)
Title: Overboard
Author: NemKess
Fandom: Arashi
Characters: Matsohmiya
Warnings: RPS, RPG-related
Notes: I was trying to think of a way to cheer adronicus up and Ohno dropped this on my head. ^_^ Enjoy. The warming stuff is an inside game joke so don't be worried that you don't get our humor. ^_~
Summary: Never give a man too many choices.
~*~*~
Ohno pushed his cap back a little and scratched his forehead.
“I didn’t think there’d be so many,” he muttered to himself. It had seemed like such a simple thing he could do for his lovers. Run out to the store, grab some lube, maybe some pocky, be back home before Jun or Nino even realized he was gone.
Simple.
He hadn’t expected options.
The kind Jun had used before was easy enough to find, but Ohno couldn’t help looking at all of them.
He picked up a small spray bottle and read the label. A personal lubricant which can be sprayed on the skin, creating a more fun, spontaneous and intimate experience.
“Huh...” He picked up another bottle. The smooth and long lasting formula creates a warming sensation on contact with your body's natural moisture.
The thought of using that with Jun made Ohno grin. He tossed it into his basket and continued his search.
~*~*~
“Toshi....”
Ohno tilted his head and gave Nino a curious look. “Yes?”
Nino and Jun exchanged bemused glances. “Why do we need any condoms at all? Let alone.... so many?”
With a bright grin, Ohno pulled the first box out of the bag. “These are ‘ribbed for his pleasure’ and these-“ he pulled out another “are strawberry flavored!” He continued to pull out his purchases and rattle off their sales pitches, moving on to the dozens of bottles of lubricant once he was done with the condoms while Nino and Jun just watched with wide eyes.
When it was all out on the table, Jun picked up a bottle with a bright red cap and smirked at Ohno. “Just how much sex were you planning on us having?”
“Oh well....” Ohno shrugged looking sheepish. Maybe he had gone a little overboard. “At least we won’t run out?”
Nino snickered and grabbed a box of Ultra Thin condoms to bop Ohno on the head with them. “Oh-chan is so dumb sometimes.” He reached out and pulled Ohno into a loose embrace.
“But every now and then he has really good ideas.” Jun waved the warming lubricant at them. “Shall we?”
The younger pair shared another look, this one full of mischief and deviousness and Ohno couldn’t help but take a step back when both sets of eyes turned the look on him.
What had he gotten himself into?
He turned and ran, hiding his own grin and hoping they’d catch him before he actually got to the door.
~*~*~
The End.
Author: NemKess
Fandom: Arashi
Characters: Matsohmiya
Warnings: RPS, RPG-related
Notes: I was trying to think of a way to cheer adronicus up and Ohno dropped this on my head. ^_^ Enjoy. The warming stuff is an inside game joke so don't be worried that you don't get our humor. ^_~
Summary: Never give a man too many choices.
~*~*~
Ohno pushed his cap back a little and scratched his forehead.
“I didn’t think there’d be so many,” he muttered to himself. It had seemed like such a simple thing he could do for his lovers. Run out to the store, grab some lube, maybe some pocky, be back home before Jun or Nino even realized he was gone.
Simple.
He hadn’t expected options.
The kind Jun had used before was easy enough to find, but Ohno couldn’t help looking at all of them.
He picked up a small spray bottle and read the label. A personal lubricant which can be sprayed on the skin, creating a more fun, spontaneous and intimate experience.
“Huh...” He picked up another bottle. The smooth and long lasting formula creates a warming sensation on contact with your body's natural moisture.
The thought of using that with Jun made Ohno grin. He tossed it into his basket and continued his search.
~*~*~
“Toshi....”
Ohno tilted his head and gave Nino a curious look. “Yes?”
Nino and Jun exchanged bemused glances. “Why do we need any condoms at all? Let alone.... so many?”
With a bright grin, Ohno pulled the first box out of the bag. “These are ‘ribbed for his pleasure’ and these-“ he pulled out another “are strawberry flavored!” He continued to pull out his purchases and rattle off their sales pitches, moving on to the dozens of bottles of lubricant once he was done with the condoms while Nino and Jun just watched with wide eyes.
When it was all out on the table, Jun picked up a bottle with a bright red cap and smirked at Ohno. “Just how much sex were you planning on us having?”
“Oh well....” Ohno shrugged looking sheepish. Maybe he had gone a little overboard. “At least we won’t run out?”
Nino snickered and grabbed a box of Ultra Thin condoms to bop Ohno on the head with them. “Oh-chan is so dumb sometimes.” He reached out and pulled Ohno into a loose embrace.
“But every now and then he has really good ideas.” Jun waved the warming lubricant at them. “Shall we?”
The younger pair shared another look, this one full of mischief and deviousness and Ohno couldn’t help but take a step back when both sets of eyes turned the look on him.
What had he gotten himself into?
He turned and ran, hiding his own grin and hoping they’d catch him before he actually got to the door.
~*~*~
The End.