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IN THE LAST EPISODE OF DEATH FOXES... Brock was defeated, the path towards the entrance of the mountain was traversed, several boys freaked at the fact I was wearing a skirt and not shorts, and I suspect my character sold her services.............
But now it's time for....
That's right, this place. Everyone knows the layout of this place by heart. ...Whether or not they know the game beyond this point depends, because this is where a lot of people I know ragequit pokemon as a child. But I am not a child! I shall triumph this pathetic dungeon. And reap the benefits of the treasures on the floor!
...Damn. That would be useful if vulpix could learn it. Man that would be SO useful against Misty you have no idea.
Everyone's worst nightmare. This cave is why people hate these two pokemon, I'm wagering. I ran into a lot of them, but I didn't really mind it, personally. I guess I'm used to getting interrupted.
Well, yeah. They wear a uniform. All in black. Me? I'm wearing pastels. I don't really see why I'm so suspicious-looking, unless I look like...
Okay yeah. But still, I don't have that supercool Venusaur, just a party of six vulpixes.
...What the hell? Isn't this kind of an obscure place to wait, sweetheart...?
Oh fuck, fucking clefairies. I love them until I have to fight them. Come on, Gage the Burninator...
AJHBSDJKA
Woo!
FUCKIN
That's right, you lost. Thank god you only had one clefairy instead of two like I thought you did, though.
I see, I see... zzzzz...........
But since I have no interest in sleeping nor in going through Mt. Moon with snoozing vulpixes, I pay the pokecenter a quick visit.
The funny thing is that I totally did. I was totally a dick and kept dodging just out of his line of sight.
...Delicious.
Not in here, that's for sure, unless you go get a clefairy. (fuuu--)
USELESS.
Who wants to bet I'll be using this before reaching the other side of the mountain?
Oh yes, there's no way that you're not suspicious. Not at all.
Oh, I can't wait to crush you. Which we did, by the by. We completely mutilated this poor chap.
Is that so. You know, as weak as you were, I wouldn't be surprised if you got punished for not being better prepared for this mission.
...I've already established that my character is SOME kind of harlot somehow. I'm not sure whether or not to approach the balding fat guy...
So Brock likes fossils, eh? ....Nah I don't believe that, that doesn't make sense with all the shotas that love him.
...Yep. Yes it is. Are you honestly surprised by this? This is a MOUNTAIN after all.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Hey there. Can't wait to fight you.
...Why? I'm under no obligation to do that. Especially after I cream you. (Shut up not the dirty way)
...f-fff, kind of funny considering who I just beat..........
But anyway! Sweet, let's see who to teach it two.
FUCK.
...That's... actually kind of cute, little shota. Pats on the head for you.
...Fuckdammit do I have to? ...Augh, I need the experience.
I detest that! I am a fully certified prostitute.
...
I'm shocked, too...! And hey, I just proved myself more capable than you.
YEAH.
In case you're wondering, I sold the extra pokeballs that Kyo hacked into my game. At least, the dive and lure balls.
Now back to your regularly scheduled journey.
That's... actually, really good advice. What on earth?
...That's also surprisingly thoughtful and... not... villainous. .........Dude, who ARE you? A grunt who joined this mission only for a deep love of fossils? Maybe you're a good guy, not really wanting to go and hurt people... rather, you're more fascinated in pokemon and how they live.
There's an OC for anyone to pick up, I guess. :|a
...
Okay see this is what a Rocket Grunt should sound like. Bold and stupid. And really, Team Rocket will blacklist a kid who just happened to beat the snot out of you guys while trying to navigate Mt. Moon? Really, you could have just ignored me and kept digging for fossils. There was no need to battle me.
...
Greedy little worm...
Anyway. This turned out a lot longer than I thought, so I'll post the next portion later. See you tomorrow, Death Foxes...