Horniness, Alcohol Woes and the World Cup
I have never lost so badly at Beirut in my life. After we ran out of beer, we used Jack and Coke. After we ran out of Jack and Coke, some guy pulled out his keg and we started all over again. I don't usually get hangovers but this--yep, definitely a hangover. Typically I can party hard the night before going home and just sleep it off on the plane but my family is coming down early to help me pack so they'll also get to deal with me all queasy and stressed out. On the other hand, I played the Stanford champions of Beirut and wasn't beaten into the ground. I didn't even have to do a Naked Run since my partner scored at the last moment and the champs had to re-rack right before they kicked our asses. It would have been demoralizing if one of the guys wasn't one of the most attractive Asian men I've seen in a while. Also, he's an i-banker with a New York apartment that runs 5 grand a month. But that has nothing to do with it. Really.
World Cup? Let me just say that I want the Brazilian team in my pants. Right now. (Though they are very tan and somewhat hairy.) Also, I didn't get to watch the Australia-Japan match, but I heard that at the end of the second half Japan was bent over and taken up the ass. It was hard. It definitely wasn't pretty. I rejoiced because the guy who told me was Austrailian and easy on the eyes (Loyalty is for the weak!).
SO bogged down with work but I feel like I have to make time for the World Cup. It's definitely funny how some people aren't even bothering to go home after finals; loads of them are flying straight to Germany. Wish I was too! Oh, look! No money! What a surprise! So many exclamation points!
On the other hand, Spain finally won a match this morning. Too bad it's only against Ukraine. Also, Univision was here recording Stanford students at the 750 Pub watching the match--look for me on Spanish TV!
World Cup? Let me just say that I want the Brazilian team in my pants. Right now. (Though they are very tan and somewhat hairy.) Also, I didn't get to watch the Australia-Japan match, but I heard that at the end of the second half Japan was bent over and taken up the ass. It was hard. It definitely wasn't pretty. I rejoiced because the guy who told me was Austrailian and easy on the eyes (Loyalty is for the weak!).
SO bogged down with work but I feel like I have to make time for the World Cup. It's definitely funny how some people aren't even bothering to go home after finals; loads of them are flying straight to Germany. Wish I was too! Oh, look! No money! What a surprise! So many exclamation points!
On the other hand, Spain finally won a match this morning. Too bad it's only against Ukraine. Also, Univision was here recording Stanford students at the 750 Pub watching the match--look for me on Spanish TV!