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[kitsplut]

I am forced to attend a barbecue this evening. There will be meat and beer, both in large quantities, neither of which hold the slightest interest for me. I was instructed to bring "a salad."

A Salad:
Napa cabbage
organic whole-wheat couscous made with organic miso broth
aduki beans
scallions
dried nori
tofu
shiitake mushrooms

There are subtle degrees of snark.