Tell me I'm wrong.
If you are a bipedal mammal with a tail, long ears, crazy powerful leg muscles, and fur, you're a kangaroo.
If you have a face, two hands, a metal casing, and a complex series of gears and springs in your innards, you are a clock.
If you play the guitar, have three groupies at any time, own two mansions (four before your divorce), have at least one platinum record, and are a household name, you are a world-famous rock star.
If you have difficulty socializing, cannot easily understand or empathize with other people, are noticeably clumsy, have odd speech patterns, and have an obsessive hobby, you have Asperger's Disorder.
But!
If you are simply a bipedal mammal, you are not a "mild kangaroo".
If you simply have a face and two hands, you are not a "mild clock".
If you simply play the guitar, you are not a "mild world-famous rock star".
If you simply have difficulty socializing... hey, we'd like to sell you a pill that will help you with that!
If you have a face, two hands, a metal casing, and a complex series of gears and springs in your innards, you are a clock.
If you play the guitar, have three groupies at any time, own two mansions (four before your divorce), have at least one platinum record, and are a household name, you are a world-famous rock star.
If you have difficulty socializing, cannot easily understand or empathize with other people, are noticeably clumsy, have odd speech patterns, and have an obsessive hobby, you have Asperger's Disorder.
But!
If you are simply a bipedal mammal, you are not a "mild kangaroo".
If you simply have a face and two hands, you are not a "mild clock".
If you simply play the guitar, you are not a "mild world-famous rock star".
If you simply have difficulty socializing... hey, we'd like to sell you a pill that will help you with that!