Vampires will always hurt you.
Let me tell you a story. Brent has been talking about making tee shirts all day. When we get home from office party, we are talking and he takes off his sweater. His under-shirt says "WILL YOU?" in big black block letters. I have never seen it before, it looks new. I'm like, "Will I what?" because he has stopped talking and is staring at me, staring at his chest. He looks down and says "Oh, that." and turns around...
...The back of the shirt says "GIVE BLOOD?" and then has the red cross logo underneath it. Him: "Yeah they gave me a new shirt today!" Me: "Uh, oh cool, that's really...nice of them." Him: "What did you think I was proposing to you or something? Oh my god, hahahahaha I totally should have thought of that! What a great joke!!!"
Fuck the red cross.