Only time will tell
Staying up late to bake fortune cookies for a dinner party tomorrow.
These are the fortunes I typed up, with SOME help from the internet:
You will finally grow that mustache you have been dreaming of.
You will find love on flag day.
You may die of cookie poisoning.
Sixteen cups should do the trick.
The five second rule is not applicable to knocking down other people's food and then eating it.
You're absolutely right!
In a pinch, mayonnaise makes great conditioner.
The snake bite venom will really make your leg swell up.
Worse things are yet to come.
Your luck is just not there. Attend to practical matters today.
Think, what have you done?
Find someone as gay as you are.
Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources.
Have you ever heard of writer's block?
Don't have too complicated a mind.
Always chew 40 times before you swallow.
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Do not bother to upgrade your TV. The writer's strike is not even close to over.
It's not going to get stuck that way, no matter how long you stay like that.
What is hard is that I have to do 3-4 cookies at a time since they are only fold-able for 20 seconds after they leave the oven, but they must also bake for 15 minutes. Maybe I should stagger my baking so that one pan comes out half way through the other pan's bake time so I am not up until sunrise? Yes.
These are the fortunes I typed up, with SOME help from the internet:
You will finally grow that mustache you have been dreaming of.
You will find love on flag day.
You may die of cookie poisoning.
Sixteen cups should do the trick.
The five second rule is not applicable to knocking down other people's food and then eating it.
You're absolutely right!
In a pinch, mayonnaise makes great conditioner.
The snake bite venom will really make your leg swell up.
Worse things are yet to come.
Your luck is just not there. Attend to practical matters today.
Think, what have you done?
Find someone as gay as you are.
Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources.
Have you ever heard of writer's block?
Don't have too complicated a mind.
Always chew 40 times before you swallow.
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Do not bother to upgrade your TV. The writer's strike is not even close to over.
It's not going to get stuck that way, no matter how long you stay like that.
What is hard is that I have to do 3-4 cookies at a time since they are only fold-able for 20 seconds after they leave the oven, but they must also bake for 15 minutes. Maybe I should stagger my baking so that one pan comes out half way through the other pan's bake time so I am not up until sunrise? Yes.