Oh hey, a meme.

Sep 17, 2008 17:35

List the 12 characters from Reborn that you love most.

1. Yamamoto
2. Gokudera
3. Uri (yes she is a valid character)
4. Shouichi
5. Squalo
6. Mukuro
7. Hibari
8. I-pin
9. Chrome
10. HyperDyingWill!Tsuna
11. Lal Mirch
12. Basil

Does 10 (HyperDyingWill!Tsuna) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Uh. Exhibitionist?

Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Lal Mirch) most likely bottom to?
Colonello. XD

Would you rather do 3 (Uri) or 5 (Squalo)?
...between a boxcat and an italian shark... I'd take the shark. Because at least he has a sword. *snicker*

Which of 4 (Shouichi) and 1 (Yamamoto) would you rather have do you?
Oh hell, Yamamoto please. It's even better when it's him TYL. >D

12 (Basil) and 2 (Gokudera) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Art thou supposed to be with Yamamoto-dono?"
"Che, shut up and just do it, brat."
"... T.T *thinks, Tsunayoshi-donoooo...*"

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Lal Mirch)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Uuuuuhhhh.... Let's not go there.

Where are 5 (Squalo) and 9 (Chrome) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Oh gods. Uhhh.... some Italian restaurant place? And I guess... Yamamoto. Because he's a cheesy ass dork.

When 12 (Basil) masturbates, he thinks about...
"*whimper* Tsunayoshi-dono... Thou hyper dying will mode is... aaaaaa..."
...
*gets shot*

What is 11's (Lal Mirch) favorite sex toy?
...I don't even know if she does have one.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Basil/Hibari/Yamamoto) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
"Bite me."
...but I won't read or write it. It'll just break my brain.
Warnings? Repeated 'kami korosu', archaic language, idiocy.

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Gokudera) or 6 (Mukuro)?
Gokudera. >D

If 11 (Lal Mirch) and 3 (Uri) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
A past Arcobaleno and a box weapon... oh yes. The most torrid and forbidden love affair ever.
If Uri could talk, she'd probably spill it to Gokudera, who will accidentally mention it to Tsuna and then all hell breaks loose.

As a birthday present, 7's (Hibari) longtime lover 5 (Squalo) offers to do whatever 7 (Hibari) wants in bed. What's 7's (HIbari) secret birthday wish?
"Kill all the herbivores."

Choose a food item for 4 (Shouichi) and 12 (Basil) to use together.
Marshmallows? *shot*
"What are marshmallows, Irie-dono?"
"It's a small white sticky foodstuff."
"Oh... so it's sticky? Just like cu-"
"Don't even mention it."

8 (I-pin) and 4 (Shouichi) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
I-pin. Cos the seme cape does nothing but only make you look seme.

Which fetish is 9 (Chrome) least likely to indulge?
Pineapple sex.

What would 5 (Squalo) do if he/she had 8 (I-pin) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
"VOOOOOOOOOOOI???!! What's a Chinese pinball doing on my beeeeed???"
And boom goes I-pin.

What would 10 (HyperDyingWill!Tsuna) and 4 (Shouichi) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
HDW!Tsuna: I'm always on top. *snerk*
Shouichi: ... *must kill him, soon*

10 (HyperDyingWill!Tsuna) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Chrome). Where is it? What does it say?
A skull with an eyepatch... on his back.

Imagine that 2 (Gokudera) writes an erotic 11/6 (Lal Mirch/Mukuro) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
... *watches the smoking bomb go boom* I think he'd rather kill himself then write that.

If 2 (Gokudera) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (I-pin) react?
*tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick* BOOOOOOM.
:D

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:

9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of her regular clients.

Chrome and Yamamoto are having a quickie in a broom closet when I-pin walks in on them. Naturally enough, I-pin joins in, first paging Uri, who's in the middle of fucking Squalo into the mattress. Uri abandons Squalo on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Squalo, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Shouichi attempts to rescue him. But Squalo will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where HDW!Tsuna is one of her regular clients.

OMG. o.O

meme

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